Message from @Stickmakerman

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2016-06-10 19:03:02 UTC  

It is an automatic

2016-06-10 19:03:17 UTC  

Well, there's a chance it would be confiscated

2016-06-10 19:03:22 UTC  

at customs

2016-06-10 19:03:27 UTC  

dirty has really upped the wuality of his reviews lately

2016-06-10 19:03:34 UTC  

yeah I mean I own technically illegal knives but I just don't talk about or show them off in public

2016-06-10 19:04:06 UTC  

EDC'd a knife for 2 years now to ward off scum

2016-06-10 19:04:19 UTC  

since my friend got stabbed I levelled up

2016-06-10 19:05:03 UTC  

>walking with friend
>friend stabbed
>Congratulations, Your Defence Level is now 99

2016-06-10 19:05:17 UTC  

muh knivs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190904239965470721/Ganzo2.jpg

2016-06-10 19:05:20 UTC  

he was jumped on the way home from a club, 4 guys

2016-06-10 19:05:24 UTC  

shit

2016-06-10 19:05:43 UTC  

managed to take one down, as he's punching the guy he gets stabbed in the side

2016-06-10 19:05:54 UTC  

i truly do not understand why having a knife is important unless you're scared of getting fucked

2016-06-10 19:05:55 UTC  

didn't go to the hospital until his mum yelled at him, he just went to bed

2016-06-10 19:06:04 UTC  

damn, that really sucks

2016-06-10 19:06:08 UTC  

like people who use knives to open boxes are dumb

2016-06-10 19:06:14 UTC  

just use a key

2016-06-10 19:06:21 UTC  

also, my older sister went to a school in Oslo a few years ago

2016-06-10 19:06:27 UTC  

>canada man can't understand self-defense

2016-06-10 19:06:46 UTC  

neds in glasgow stab you in the ass cheek with a screwdriver out of a pound shop just to steal your phone

2016-06-10 19:06:51 UTC  

on the bus two assholes took her phone, she ran after them, forced one to the ground and the other just threw away the phone with a scared look on his face

2016-06-10 19:07:09 UTC  

someone I know got clotheslined by a ned on a bicycle

2016-06-10 19:07:14 UTC  

so she missed the bus iirc

2016-06-10 19:07:16 UTC  

tf is a ned

2016-06-10 19:07:18 UTC  

and then got his shit stolen

2016-06-10 19:07:21 UTC  

im so out of my element

2016-06-10 19:07:37 UTC  

clotheslined sounds very painful

2016-06-10 19:07:46 UTC  

oh so a chav

2016-06-10 19:08:03 UTC  

waaa yu fukking bellend

2016-06-10 19:08:06 UTC  

or goofy as we call them here

2016-06-10 19:08:42 UTC  

OI HERD U WERE RUNNIN YER FUUUCKKKIIIINNNNNN MOOOUUUUUTHHHHH BUDDY U TRYNA HAVE A GO ILL GET MY COUSINS TO RIP YER PORCH RIGHT OFFFFFF BUDHOW

2016-06-10 19:09:52 UTC  

tfw the amount of people I know who have been stabbed or mugged

2016-06-10 19:09:55 UTC  

and I've never been touched

2016-06-10 19:09:59 UTC  

feels borrowed time

2016-06-10 19:10:56 UTC  

>fax rings up
>paper comes out
>YOU'RE NEXT

2016-06-10 19:11:03 UTC  

more like

2016-06-10 19:11:07 UTC  

>UR NXT M8

2016-06-10 19:11:52 UTC  

a guy tried to politely mug me once in another city but I just ran off

2016-06-10 19:12:08 UTC  

went on fb to hunt you guys down a goofy post

2016-06-10 19:12:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190905977178947595/13344742_526668537520268_7137899825769150744_n.jpg