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>UR NXT M8

a guy tried to politely mug me once in another city but I just ran off

went on fb to hunt you guys down a goofy post

>emos still exist

>oy m8
>could you perchance give me your phone and wallet
>please

I got to talking with him outside a pub, the pub exited out into an alley

and had a new camera with me taking pictures because we planned to book it out for a gig

right fookin real buddddyyyyyyy

and the guy came up talking nicely

then put his hand out like "gies yer camera m8."

and I was like "wot"

"gives yer camera or I'll batter fuck out of you"

said no and he told me to hold on while he goes and gets his mates

just ran the opposite way

wait

guy was shit at it

STAY THERE WHILE I GET MY BIG MATES

ayy

like "wait here one sec i gotta go get my mugging buddies"

why is there so much crime in europe

he was drunk and not thinking clearly I think

like no shootings but you guys are out there getting mugged all day

poverty

I remember a story my dad told me, it all happened before my time, he was out and wanted a burger, went there, some asshole started talking shit to him or something, then went to get the big guy, my dad literally just pushed him down some stairs and then he was known as the burger king for a while

and middle class idiots like me walk around with expensive looking electronics and clothes like jackasses

>the burger king

lmao

there's poverty here too but they just rob eachother and steal eachother's weed

The Weed Wars

literally poverty in canada is basically a cod free for all

people here get on benefits and there's a thousand ways for them to cut down your money

like if you're a bit rude or late

so people get a few pound to last the week and go mental muggin

doesn't work imo

technically you'd have to be really fucking stupidly retarted to actually be poor here in Norway

thanks to NAV

"let's starve them out, thatll make them less aggressive and submissive"

yeah I've heard your social work isn't actually for social problem