Message from @Aerione

Discord ID: 190948747906121728


2016-06-10 21:58:42 UTC  

i saw that taobao courier documentary

2016-06-10 21:58:48 UTC  

inspired me to search the job

2016-06-10 21:58:49 UTC  

lfmao

2016-06-10 21:59:00 UTC  

lel, kuaidi in China no doubt make fuck all

2016-06-10 21:59:09 UTC  

wait, chinks are sprinting around with our packages?

2016-06-10 21:59:25 UTC  

if your address is in China...

2016-06-10 21:59:37 UTC  

I picture them meavily tossing them into a boat and going for a smoke break

2016-06-10 21:59:43 UTC  

lazily*

2016-06-10 22:00:12 UTC  

wow

2016-06-10 22:00:36 UTC  

Whatta trooper

2016-06-10 22:00:51 UTC  

yea, scooter with pototo sacks looks about right

2016-06-10 22:01:05 UTC  

Aww

2016-06-10 22:01:13 UTC  

They don't show the part where he gets a noodle pack for the day

2016-06-10 22:01:29 UTC  

one noodle pack?

2016-06-10 22:01:30 UTC  

wtf

2016-06-10 22:01:40 UTC  

#Censored

2016-06-10 22:01:57 UTC  

the older guys seems to have it good

2016-06-10 22:01:59 UTC  

The worst part is

2016-06-10 22:02:08 UTC  

but it probably took him 20 years for a decent salary

2016-06-10 22:02:09 UTC  

Most of the apartments don't even have elevators

2016-06-10 22:02:24 UTC  

Our couriers have it pretty lax over here, I feel

2016-06-10 22:02:35 UTC  

how come the chinks aren't dying en masse like the japs from workplace stress?

2016-06-10 22:02:42 UTC  

Most apartments over 3 story tall have an elevator

2016-06-10 22:02:54 UTC  

@Deleted User Cause there are so many of them

2016-06-10 22:03:01 UTC  

Even if they die en masse, nobody would notice

2016-06-10 22:03:17 UTC  

Aside from the guy who handles the noodle distribution :^)

2016-06-10 22:03:35 UTC  

that's sad

2016-06-10 22:03:54 UTC  

no wonder Cathy was so distraught

2016-06-10 22:03:55 UTC  

>"113 less noodle packs today, huh?"

2016-06-10 22:04:11 UTC  

so many chinks will take the job in a heartbeat

2016-06-10 22:04:40 UTC  

Everytime you give them anything less than 5 stars

2016-06-10 22:04:47 UTC  

10000rmb is a good salary

2016-06-10 22:04:49 UTC  

The noodle distributor loses a mouth

2016-06-10 22:04:52 UTC  

I feel bad enough for the Amazon couriers here, when they buzz my building I hear them full on sprinting up the stairs, they pretty much throw the package at me and run away

2016-06-10 22:05:08 UTC  

no time for everything

2016-06-10 22:05:54 UTC  

Our couriers drive around in these

2016-06-10 22:05:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/190949699136651265/crsport_l_kat.png

2016-06-10 22:05:57 UTC  

and the chinks are doing that while carrying 10 tons of packages

2016-06-10 22:06:27 UTC  

They're awful cause they're super slow and generally slow down any lane they're positioned in

2016-06-10 22:06:48 UTC  

plus no way to stealth fap in the driver seat