Total honesty is always ideal but if you can't do it, you can at least be technically honest.

When I went to Montana I said it's because I have a friend who moved to Montana

which isn't really wrong

“Just going camping... again”

Hahah

“What’s in your backpack?”
“Video games”

"You go to a lot of weddings valaska"

Lmao this could be good youtube content

"Why are you always out of town?"

"Don't show up in the paper again..."

"why do your friends keep moving to all these weird states, Jacob - WA?"

"Why are the girls you meet so far away?"

Because we live in Mexico, CA

“Which friend was that?”
*pulls name out of hat*

*Squits* argument of perigee

"What's there for you to do in *shuffles deck* *pulls card* San Francisco?"

"why do all your friends have weird names like Valaska - MT?"

“Why do you go to DC so often? What’s there??”

"Boy, you sure do go to alot of Fortnite Tournaments, my son Patrick Casey."

"Your Father and I are leaving California forever, why are you always talking about racial stuff? We're all the same."

"Patrick? I thought your friend's name was Reinhard?"

“wow, College Republicans has a lot of conferences!”

"When do we get to meet this Lady1492Hammer? Is she coming to dinner?"

"You sure buy a lot of books since joining that golf team, Freiheit..."

"Why is it that every time you and your friends hang out there's always a news story about racist posters in the same place you hung out?"

Lol

Top Kek

"Why do all your friends have that same hair cut?"

This girl I'm seeing hit me with a similar question like that

Based

"I think my son is taking some sort of cultural studies class at the local JC...he has this book about Cultural Critique...I think it's about Pigmys or something."

“Why won’t you tell me your twitter handle?”

I told people DtR was an environmental job fair. (obviously I did not call it DtR)

"Why do your friends keep talking about defending some mountain range? And what kind of young people clean parks to hang out? Are you part of some secret environmental group?"

my school frens are now reading BAP

"Hey what was that YouTube channel you said your buddy James Alslurp or whatever runs?"

"What could you possibly need your polish flag for in Montana @Jacob "

"Why do you always ride up on your bike to visit wearing that weird triangle cape?"

"Isn't Montana too cold for track suits?"

@Jacob If St Petersburg aint...

"Why do all your clothes have teal paint on them?"