Message from @Jacob

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2019-01-27 23:31:10 UTC  

NO

2019-01-27 23:31:15 UTC  

🅱

2019-01-27 23:31:16 UTC  

I take it back

2019-01-27 23:31:19 UTC  

@Pat-MA the worst is when my parents ask me where I know my friends from

2019-01-27 23:31:30 UTC  

@Freiheit - CA that's fair

2019-01-27 23:32:42 UTC  

My parents are excited I have friends.

2019-01-27 23:33:27 UTC  

Yikes

2019-01-27 23:33:29 UTC  

What

2019-01-27 23:33:46 UTC  

@Jacob Go do something, martial arts, shooting range, whatever. "I met them doing X." It's true.

2019-01-27 23:34:17 UTC  

@Jacob You going to Utah for DTR-UT?

2019-01-27 23:34:22 UTC  

Total honesty is always ideal but if you can't do it, you can at least be technically honest.

2019-01-27 23:34:36 UTC  

When I went to Montana I said it's because I have a friend who moved to Montana

2019-01-27 23:34:42 UTC  

which isn't really wrong

2019-01-27 23:35:22 UTC  

“Just going camping... again”

2019-01-27 23:35:52 UTC  

Hahah

2019-01-27 23:37:17 UTC  

“What’s in your backpack?”
“Video games”

2019-01-27 23:37:57 UTC  

"You go to a lot of weddings valaska"

2019-01-27 23:38:31 UTC  

Lmao this could be good youtube content

2019-01-27 23:39:09 UTC  

"Why are you always out of town?"

2019-01-27 23:39:32 UTC  

"Don't show up in the paper again..."

2019-01-27 23:40:35 UTC  

"why do your friends keep moving to all these weird states, Jacob - WA?"

2019-01-27 23:40:44 UTC  

"Why are the girls you meet so far away?"

2019-01-27 23:40:59 UTC  

Because we live in Mexico, CA

2019-01-27 23:41:36 UTC  

“Which friend was that?”
*pulls name out of hat*

2019-01-27 23:42:11 UTC  

*Squits* argument of perigee

2019-01-27 23:42:20 UTC  

"What's there for you to do in *shuffles deck* *pulls card* San Francisco?"

2019-01-27 23:42:56 UTC  

"why do all your friends have weird names like Valaska - MT?"

2019-01-27 23:43:13 UTC  

“Why do you go to DC so often? What’s there??”

2019-01-27 23:43:37 UTC  

"Boy, you sure do go to alot of Fortnite Tournaments, my son Patrick Casey."

2019-01-27 23:44:14 UTC  

"Your Father and I are leaving California forever, why are you always talking about racial stuff? We're all the same."

2019-01-27 23:44:22 UTC  

"Patrick? I thought your friend's name was Reinhard?"

2019-01-27 23:45:03 UTC  

“wow, College Republicans has a lot of conferences!”

2019-01-27 23:46:09 UTC  

"When do we get to meet this Lady1492Hammer? Is she coming to dinner?"

2019-01-27 23:46:44 UTC  

"You sure buy a lot of books since joining that golf team, Freiheit..."

2019-01-27 23:46:54 UTC  

"Why is it that every time you and your friends hang out there's always a news story about racist posters in the same place you hung out?"

2019-01-27 23:47:19 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-27 23:47:23 UTC  

Top Kek

2019-01-27 23:47:42 UTC  

"Why do all your friends have that same hair cut?"

2019-01-27 23:47:53 UTC  

This girl I'm seeing hit me with a similar question like that

2019-01-27 23:48:01 UTC  

Based

2019-01-27 23:49:37 UTC  

"I think my son is taking some sort of cultural studies class at the local JC...he has this book about Cultural Critique...I think it's about Pigmys or something."