Message from @Yuma County

Discord ID: 301589078233579521


2017-04-12 05:13:44 UTC  

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2017-04-12 05:13:52 UTC  

Context: it's obama's birth certificate

2017-04-12 05:14:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301585912045895680/We_are_with_trump.jpg

2017-04-12 05:16:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301586362186858496/4-The-German-Student-Fights-for-the-Fuhrer-and-the-People.jpg

2017-04-12 05:16:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301586393681887233/Risk2_Game1.png

2017-04-12 05:16:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301586443803820033/basedstickman2.png

2017-04-12 05:19:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301587016531836931/Risk_game2.png

2017-04-12 05:20:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301587264692289536/Risk.png

2017-04-12 05:24:28 UTC  

Someone explain to me how I can drop a 450lb bike on myself in the garage and push it off of me but I can't bench more than 50lbs.

2017-04-12 05:24:40 UTC  

Leverage

2017-04-12 05:25:19 UTC  

Also holy fuck dude fucking eat something the bar is 45lbs

2017-04-12 05:25:37 UTC  

fucking nu-male

2017-04-12 05:25:58 UTC  

Bench press is actually really easy to increase relative to the other main lifts

2017-04-12 05:26:12 UTC  

Literally just stuff your fat mug and gain weight

2017-04-12 05:26:31 UTC  

I meant 50lbs in addition to the 45lb bar.

2017-04-12 05:26:46 UTC  

You always count the bar dingus

2017-04-12 05:26:53 UTC  

You bench 95 lbs

2017-04-12 05:26:55 UTC  

Okay so like 95lbs

2017-04-12 05:26:58 UTC  

I'm a lanklet

2017-04-12 05:26:59 UTC  

Still

2017-04-12 05:27:19 UTC  

Why are Yamahas so fucking heavy

2017-04-12 05:27:22 UTC  

Fucking fatties

2017-04-12 05:27:28 UTC  

My arms hurt

2017-04-12 05:27:32 UTC  

I don't know man l drive a car

2017-04-12 05:28:04 UTC  

My jankie ass rear stand failed on me while I was dicking with the bike and it came right over on me

2017-04-12 05:31:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301590164692664320/IMG_4035.JPG

2017-04-12 05:31:59 UTC  

So now you're stuck?

2017-04-12 05:32:14 UTC  

No, I got the bike off me and knew that image would come in handy some day.

2017-04-12 05:40:26 UTC  

So since I'm a cheap sob I printed out 30 copies of the 3strikes you're out poster

2017-04-12 05:40:39 UTC  

You know instead of buying them

2017-04-12 05:40:39 UTC  

ss + gomad

2017-04-12 05:41:20 UTC  

Obviously they're not poster size but it's fine I'll just put them everywhere

2017-04-12 05:41:46 UTC  

I have mixed feelings about the rest of the poster options honestly

2017-04-12 05:42:01 UTC  

But I'm no artist

2017-04-12 05:43:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301593154845540353/Cq4sZeWWcAALCi9.jpg

2017-04-12 05:52:22 UTC  

DUDE. HE FUCKING SOCKED THAT KID

2017-04-12 05:52:32 UTC  

Templar wishes he was there to help

2017-04-12 05:52:41 UTC  

Fuck those kids with bitch voices