well it _is_ vintage and it _is_ a meal

Philmont Scout Ranch used to pack cigarettes in the rations for guides and scout masters lol

Which was H I L A R I O U S to me

@Salo Saloson eh chap trade a spot of tea for some corned beef whilst we fight these boers?

You're not supposed to use vintage makeup. I would think vintage food would be even less suitable.

If I remember right he wasn’t able to eat half of it because it was messed up somehow

@missliterallywho heavy metal elements in old cosmetics?

MREs are safe from WW2

i hate MREs

They ain’t bad 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN something like that

I like LARPing as a soldier sometimes as any young man does. I’m 20 after all

I like seeing the stuff because they're full of people just talking about their experiences revolving around food

and a lot of it is pretty fun stuff to read

the "community" is solid

@Salo Saloson ask me how my White Castle crave case tasted

one MRE costs the gov like $30

neat

i should sell MREs

gov't contracts are licenses to print money

“I’m a member of the *vintage food* community” (adjusts monocle and twirls mustache)

On subject of food (and white birth rates maybe)
Borthers (and sistars)
Second date is a stay in and cook. Need an easy but wholesome (it is -30F out) recipe.

i've "acquired" a few boxes of MREs

shout out to my fellow preserved food fans

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN steak

Rare

Oregon freeze dry makes all the mountain house stuff

A whole box of MREs at my local surplus store is like $30

I have canned food thats good for 25 years or something.

The prices are simply awesome

What with? Asparagus? @missliterallywho

Or Mushrooms?

Just steak.

based

I had steak and lobster for dinner this evening

@missliterallywho you guys should try our Spencer's Steakhouse, it's in your area

"what topping?"
>"a second steak"

@Lawrence of Eurabia
>Spencer
>Montana
🤔

Only the most Faustian cuts

@Lawrence of Eurabia I was wondering whether it's worth trying. We'll definitely check it out once my brother gets here

Y’all ever just *eat* to flex on Venezuelian fellas?