i'm back

>8ball will i get a gf soon?

:question: **Question**: `will i get a gf soon?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `It is uncertain`

GFs are overated

Comrade haha what news do you bring

>8ball will slib ever have a gf

:question: **Question**: `will slib ever have a gf`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

Women are pain

ouch

>8ball Should I touch my penis to japanese cartoon images?

we have seized the means of production

:question: **Question**: `Should I touch my penis to japanese cartoon images?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `As I see it, yes`

>8ball if i get a gf, will it be my crush?

:question: **Question**: `if i get a gf, will it be my crush?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `NO - It may cause disease contraction`

who else /r9k/ here

NOOO

god dammit

>8ball Will I please don't get another gf?

Kek

:question: **Question**: `Will I please don't get another gf?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Not sure`

sheit

>8ball Will 9/11-2 Versus happen soon?

:question: **Question**: `Will 9/11-2 Versus happen soon?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Ask me again later`

>8ball race war now?

:question: **Question**: `race war now?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Yes`

>8ball will the rio olympics be a fail?

:question: **Question**: `will the rio olympics be a fail?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

wow

>8ball will my parents outlive me

good job brazil

:question: **Question**: `will my parents outlive me`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

💯

Damn.

>8ball Will I outlive Slib's parents?

:question: **Question**: `Will I outlive Slib's parents?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

>8ball will i outlive slib's parents

🍆

okay i dont feel bad anymore

:question: **Question**: `will i outlive slib's parents`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Dont even think about it`

>8ball Will I turn into 🍆

KEK