Message from @michael

Discord ID: 204985921085505538


2016-07-19 15:36:24 UTC  

Jealous you caught a nip though tbh

2016-07-19 15:36:29 UTC  

Yes

2016-07-19 15:36:41 UTC  

Half-nip

2016-07-19 15:36:48 UTC  

Asian eyes tho

2016-07-19 15:36:52 UTC  

Half-nip better than no nip

2016-07-19 15:37:36 UTC  

Yea but then you get the whole identity thing because full-nips make fun of half-nips

2016-07-19 15:37:42 UTC  

And then she cries and shit idk

2016-07-19 15:37:59 UTC  

I guess so, go over to japan with her and find me a qt nip

2016-07-19 15:38:07 UTC  

I'll ship her over

2016-07-19 15:38:16 UTC  

Oh fuck wait

2016-07-19 15:38:30 UTC  

Shit

2016-07-19 15:38:48 UTC  

That would be expensive, wonder if aliexpress can do free shipping

2016-07-19 15:40:01 UTC  

Subsidised by the chink government

2016-07-19 15:40:16 UTC  

NIGEL FARGE WILL GIVE EVERYONE A GF, VOTE FOR HIM

2016-07-19 15:40:21 UTC  

OK

2016-07-19 15:40:26 UTC  

UNCLE NIGE

2016-07-19 15:40:28 UTC  

they're probably under the weight limit

2016-07-19 15:40:37 UTC  

being overgrown hollow husk ant people

2016-07-19 15:40:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204985879150723072/IMG_20160719_113949.jpg

2016-07-19 15:40:48 UTC  

FUCK IS THAT HER

2016-07-19 15:40:52 UTC  

No

2016-07-19 15:40:59 UTC  

Wew lad

2016-07-19 15:41:04 UTC  

This is her neighbor

2016-07-19 15:41:12 UTC  

In nip land?

2016-07-19 15:41:16 UTC  

This the one that will be shipped

2016-07-19 15:41:17 UTC  

Yes

2016-07-19 15:41:37 UTC  

Lmao fuck no she's not that pretty

2016-07-19 15:41:44 UTC  

Neighbour as in the drawer in the wall next to her?

2016-07-19 15:41:54 UTC  

Her family is rich they have a house

2016-07-19 15:42:11 UTC  

She's my kinda girl

2016-07-19 15:42:14 UTC  

Her white dad does something with airplanes

2016-07-19 15:42:23 UTC  

Not perfect, but still insecure enough to know it

2016-07-19 15:42:41 UTC  

no wonder jap men can't get gfs

2016-07-19 15:42:55 UTC  

"come back to my hole in the wall bb"

2016-07-19 15:43:19 UTC  

one way ticket to japan is 650 dollars

2016-07-19 15:44:08 UTC  

Side ways pussies

2016-07-19 15:45:02 UTC  

return flights are only 1k AUD

2016-07-19 15:45:17 UTC  

Ill say gday to your gf while im there

2016-07-19 15:45:18 UTC  

Think of it this way, if you go to Japan you get faster shipping from aliexpress

2016-07-19 15:45:35 UTC  

they'd probably lace the goods with real cancer though