Message from @Jacob

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2019-01-29 05:22:22 UTC  

Outsourcing all bullying tactics from now on

2019-01-29 05:22:44 UTC  

Anyone who doesn't go to LOPF is infinity gh3y

2019-01-29 05:23:01 UTC  

we should pay Chinese child laborers to make Discord accounts and pressure people into going to events

2019-01-29 05:23:59 UTC  

I've got ROTC stuff that weekend......I can't really skip that stuff

2019-01-29 05:25:22 UTC  

All MT members are going in cowboy boots and bolo ties, I've already ordered your set

2019-01-29 05:26:18 UTC  

*huh, I didn't know half of IE membership is in ROTC*

2019-01-29 05:26:21 UTC  

I'll see what I can do, as of now we've got a weekend lab scheduled

2019-01-29 05:26:41 UTC  

MT is just cosplaying as Doug Dimmadome to LOPF

2019-01-29 05:26:43 UTC  

things change though

2019-01-29 05:26:45 UTC  

haha well would you look at that

2019-01-29 05:26:49 UTC  

I have ROTC stuff too

2019-01-29 05:27:04 UTC  

sorry guys I'd love to go, but, you know

2019-01-29 05:27:16 UTC  

jk I know that's a valid reason

2019-01-29 05:27:27 UTC  

Duty calls. Gotta save the country

2019-01-29 05:27:44 UTC  

I have to go to uhh *checks notes* Polish ROTC that weekend

2019-01-29 05:27:48 UTC  

gotta save israel

2019-01-29 05:27:50 UTC  

you know, dual citizen obligations and all

2019-01-29 05:30:04 UTC  

@Lawrence of Eurabia I've got your transport and lodging covered if things change

2019-01-29 05:35:02 UTC  

I like it.

2019-01-29 05:35:11 UTC  

I actually went to Cracker Barrel tonight on the way home from Chicago.

2019-01-29 05:35:48 UTC  

I got the country fried steak my first time there. It was so good.

2019-01-29 05:36:08 UTC  

And I'm usually the guy that accuses people of exaggerating how good something is.

2019-01-29 05:36:51 UTC  

I've never been to cracker barrel...

2019-01-29 05:37:04 UTC  

Good thing we vet pledges than

2019-01-29 05:37:33 UTC  

Are there any in socal? I've never seen them

2019-01-29 05:38:59 UTC  

We have inn n out though. It's the superior burger

2019-01-29 05:39:10 UTC  

Cracker barrel actually has a pretty steady stock

2019-01-29 05:39:31 UTC  

There don't appear to be many in SoCal, nearest one to LA is 60 miles away

2019-01-29 05:40:05 UTC  

Somehow don't think LA Is the target demographic

2019-01-29 05:40:20 UTC  

Haha! Yes. True.

2019-01-29 05:40:53 UTC  

Who's signed up for the conference?

2019-01-29 05:41:15 UTC  

All the cool kids

2019-01-29 05:41:31 UTC  

Also there's 51 cracker barrels within 50 miles of Chicago

2019-01-29 05:42:40 UTC  

okay guys listen to this

2019-01-29 05:42:55 UTC  

you know how corporations will lobby for policies that benefit their business?

2019-01-29 05:43:04 UTC  

Cracker Barrel should lobby against demographic change

2019-01-29 05:43:09 UTC  

think about it

2019-01-29 05:43:13 UTC  

only white people go there

2019-01-29 05:43:21 UTC  

so if we become a minority that's bad for business

2019-01-29 05:43:31 UTC  

we should actually pitch this to the CEO or whoever

2019-01-29 05:44:13 UTC  

Can't do LOPF but I might try to make it to the Utah event.