Message from @zero

Discord ID: 205490891316527105


2016-07-21 00:33:56 UTC  

I never understood the appeal in married with children, it was "I'm 14 and sick and bored at the same time"-TV for tbh

2016-07-21 00:40:26 UTC  

it makes much more sense now that i'm older

2016-07-21 00:41:03 UTC  

the husband is a cunty guy who works a dead end job and the marriedcouple vent their frustration by being spiteful to eachother

2016-07-21 00:42:36 UTC  

and their neighbors are progressive normies

2016-07-21 00:59:09 UTC  

wew

2016-07-21 00:59:23 UTC  

this discord is pretty dead

2016-07-21 01:00:26 UTC  

yeah dead as today

2016-07-21 01:00:34 UTC  

thread is slow too

2016-07-21 01:00:58 UTC  

i've been watching normal news tv for the last three hours

2016-07-21 01:01:09 UTC  

somehow they stretched out 3 stories for the same amount of time

2016-07-21 01:03:57 UTC  

welcome

2016-07-21 01:04:16 UTC  

Ark: soon

2016-07-21 01:04:25 UTC  

fuck you

2016-07-21 01:04:39 UTC  

y-you too

2016-07-21 01:05:22 UTC  

Waiting or mail today has been so tense

2016-07-21 01:05:32 UTC  

So in tents

2016-07-21 01:05:34 UTC  

jumping off the couch for anything that sounds like a vehicle

2016-07-21 01:06:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/205490736752230409/1366772982913.jpg

2016-07-21 01:07:20 UTC  

Is there a proper verb for using a horn in english?

2016-07-21 01:07:23 UTC  

Honk?

2016-07-21 01:07:26 UTC  

yeah

2016-07-21 01:07:28 UTC  

honking

2016-07-21 01:07:32 UTC  

Honking

2016-07-21 01:07:55 UTC  

I wanted to say that my mailman honks when he's in front on my house so I know I need to get out

2016-07-21 01:08:10 UTC  

my dog usually goes ballistic at the door

2016-07-21 01:08:11 UTC  

But I usually know just by the sound of the engine

2016-07-21 01:08:43 UTC  

i have two mailmen, the van mailman who dlivers to my door and i sign and the bike one who chugs along and drops stuff in the mailbox

2016-07-21 01:10:00 UTC  

I get all the small packages from the same guy who delivers regular letters

2016-07-21 01:10:05 UTC  

yeah

2016-07-21 01:10:10 UTC  

that's the bike guy

2016-07-21 01:10:50 UTC  

Larger packages get handed over to dedicated delivery companies usually

2016-07-21 01:10:56 UTC  

yeah

2016-07-21 01:11:18 UTC  

And then I get a text saying "Your package will be delivered between <three hour timespan>"

2016-07-21 01:11:31 UTC  

oh what

2016-07-21 01:11:34 UTC  

i dont have that

2016-07-21 01:11:51 UTC  

"your packages have reached your mainland and will be delivered in the coming days"

2016-07-21 01:11:55 UTC  

i only get one

2016-07-21 01:12:29 UTC  

welcome

2016-07-21 01:12:35 UTC  

Hello

2016-07-21 01:13:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/205492291043852289/WhaleSemen.jpg

2016-07-21 01:13:15 UTC  

what am i looking at here?