I start walking to the bathroom and my roommate just pokes his head around the corner from the kitchen

"hey man... uhh, how do you put out a fire?"

so

I assume the "bike" board would either be /fit/ whatever the fuck outdoors is, or sports

do you?

I dumped a bunch of baking soda on the stove top

and made him clean it up right

that's fine

let it burn

it got turned off of course lol

you can replace everything with poorly made but cheap chink shit

It was an oil based fire, so I wasn't gonna spray water at it

I worked as a cook for 3 years, I've seen that shit

it aint pretty

should have thrown a glass of water

and burnt your skin off

man the edge is real

name's shadow. Shadow darkedgesoul

pssshhhhh nothing personell kid

anyways

bought a kindow

shit battery life but I got a 20,000 mah powerbank now

so im not scared

Hi lads

>lads

uhmmm i'll have you know that "lad" is a sexually charged pronoun

and I'll have to advise you to change your tone

we're all purveyors of slant eyed chink shit made from rice

I mean lliiice

Mangosteen good though. Also coconut water is cancer

I think I've gone down a very slippery slope...

I think I've ordered a new piece of chink shit every day for the last week...

it'll die down freddy

i did a few items of chink every week for a month

havent looked at ali express for over a week now

nor any other site

got everything i could dream of

glad i got my kung fu Mitu as a fond reminder

I bought the SD card, a wallet, headphones, a flashlight, lifting gloves, a yoga mat, and something else in the middle of that list

ieah man today i got another cable a book and piston 3's and a few days ago i got my hybrids and a bunch of other rock shit