Message from @Jignx

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2016-08-01 03:16:09 UTC  

i presume metric

2016-08-01 03:16:34 UTC  

the only imerial measurement i know for sure is that it should be a 28 inch tire

2016-08-01 03:16:50 UTC  

700 or 622 is the tire size then 25/32 is the width

2016-08-01 03:17:40 UTC  

the 700 would be the closest, since 700mm = roughly 27.6 inches

2016-08-01 03:17:48 UTC  

which would be 1-1.25 inch width and you said it is a 28 inch tire so there you goo

2016-08-01 03:17:55 UTC  

my dick is 700mm long

2016-08-01 03:19:20 UTC  

thanks for the help, my bike is basically my only reliable transportation to work, if I didn't figure it out I'd have to pay for the bus, and honestly 2 days of bus faire is higher than the cost of replacing my innertube

2016-08-01 03:19:56 UTC  

no problem

2016-08-01 03:22:01 UTC  

i wonder if there's a bike board on 4chan

2016-08-01 03:22:10 UTC  

omfg my roommate. full on facepalm moment.

2016-08-01 03:22:37 UTC  

I start walking to the bathroom and my roommate just pokes his head around the corner from the kitchen

2016-08-01 03:22:45 UTC  

"hey man... uhh, how do you put out a fire?"

2016-08-01 03:24:16 UTC  

so

2016-08-01 03:24:18 UTC  

I assume the "bike" board would either be /fit/ whatever the fuck outdoors is, or sports

2016-08-01 03:24:19 UTC  

do you?

2016-08-01 03:24:39 UTC  

I dumped a bunch of baking soda on the stove top

2016-08-01 03:25:00 UTC  

and made him clean it up right

2016-08-01 03:25:00 UTC  

that's fine

2016-08-01 03:25:02 UTC  

let it burn

2016-08-01 03:25:11 UTC  

it got turned off of course lol

2016-08-01 03:25:23 UTC  

you can replace everything with poorly made but cheap chink shit

2016-08-01 03:25:54 UTC  

It was an oil based fire, so I wasn't gonna spray water at it

2016-08-01 03:26:04 UTC  

I worked as a cook for 3 years, I've seen that shit

2016-08-01 03:26:07 UTC  

it aint pretty

2016-08-01 03:26:56 UTC  

should have thrown a glass of water

2016-08-01 03:27:02 UTC  

and burnt your skin off

2016-08-01 03:27:14 UTC  

man the edge is real

2016-08-01 03:27:43 UTC  

name's shadow. Shadow darkedgesoul

2016-08-01 03:28:06 UTC  

pssshhhhh nothing personell kid

2016-08-01 03:31:59 UTC  

anyways

2016-08-01 03:32:03 UTC  

bought a kindow

2016-08-01 03:32:12 UTC  

shit battery life but I got a 20,000 mah powerbank now

2016-08-01 03:32:16 UTC  

so im not scared

2016-08-01 03:44:16 UTC  

Hi lads

2016-08-01 03:54:33 UTC  

>lads

2016-08-01 03:54:58 UTC  

uhmmm i'll have you know that "lad" is a sexually charged pronoun

2016-08-01 03:55:08 UTC  

and I'll have to advise you to change your tone

2016-08-01 03:55:37 UTC  

we're all purveyors of slant eyed chink shit made from rice

2016-08-01 03:55:57 UTC  

I mean lliiice

2016-08-01 04:19:15 UTC  

Mangosteen good though. Also coconut water is cancer

2016-08-01 04:20:02 UTC  

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