These things should bot be in your wallet

Too easy to loose

>credit cards

>easy to lose

>wallet
>falls out of pocket
>tell that to your boss when he has to pay for a new id, cc, and redo every badge acess door

How the fuck do you lose your wallet that bad that you have to offer your bottom to your boss?

Try working for somewhere that has real security

Not fun

That requires you to check all of your personal belongings at home? what kind of joke security is that?

Government

>mexican government

Also some tech firms

Anywhere that has high value uncopyrighted plans

They want you to keep your wallet at home? I honestly dont believe you

No, the idea is that you dont put importand business shit in the same thing you carry around in your pocket

Tgey give you a lanyard for id and shit, and expect you to keep business cc in a locked box somewhere

tfw no chink to shit on

Same tho

Use randomizer and buy the first item you see

jesus christ no

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/3-x5-Ft-USA-America-Mexico-Friendship-Polyester-Banner-100D-Polyester-flag-copper-grommets-002-free/518252_32566982311.html

link to randomizer?

GB CZ post, I wonder if some countries subsidize the hell out of this to do it instead of the chinks

>not knowing the link

anyways, friendo, im going to be kind chinkshit.xyz/random

Can

thanks

't blame him this OP didn't include them

ah, didnt see that

Inb4 first item is 1500€ sex doll

Who the fuck would even buy that and why is it so expensive

I always wondered

I want /pol/ to leave http://www.aliexpress.com/item/U7-Jewish-jewelry-Magen-Star-of-David-Pendant-Necklace-Women-Men-Chain-18K-Gold-plated-Stainless/32610714886.html

I honestly have no idea

ok, THIS is a deal http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-Shipping-Screwdriver-Set-45-in-1-Multi-Bit-Computer-Laptop-Eyeglase-Mobile-Phone-Repair-Tool/1716136_32335714872.html

I really want one of those

>sad frog

But since I'll be moving I have no address to buy chink shit with

i have this in my car and it has been used a lot

What do you think? stolen or stolen? http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Outer-Space-Roger-Dean-Fantasy-Fabric-Silk-Poster-Print-Home-Decoration-B0301-61/32628060944.html

Im tempted to get it anyways