Message from @Aerione

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2016-08-05 01:04:08 UTC  

it sounds pretty sweet but then i think about all the times in the last month that they delivered my shitty 5 dollar chink shit through torrential rain and that makes me feel bad for them

2016-08-05 01:12:17 UTC  

I've been running out of ideas lately

2016-08-05 01:12:26 UTC  

writers block is hard

2016-08-05 01:12:31 UTC  

So I've been buying shittons of LEDs with sensors

2016-08-05 01:12:40 UTC  

Lamps, that is

2016-08-05 01:13:25 UTC  

I'm assuming that once they're installed, I'll never have to touch a lamp switch inside my home, ever again

2016-08-05 01:14:04 UTC  

I was tempted to go cheap and get sound sensor ones, cause they're like 25% cheaper, typically

2016-08-05 01:14:28 UTC  

But I wouldn't want the entire fucking house to turn itself on when I step out for some water

2016-08-05 01:15:07 UTC  

i can imagine it's going to get annoying though

2016-08-05 01:15:22 UTC  

I have 1 sensor equipped lamp atm

2016-08-05 01:15:34 UTC  

And it's working great

2016-08-05 01:15:41 UTC  

this is a germaphobes dream

2016-08-05 01:15:50 UTC  

things people never have to touch

2016-08-05 01:15:57 UTC  

Supposedly

2016-08-05 01:16:17 UTC  

the things is, like if you have four lamps and you need them for proper lighting up a room

2016-08-05 01:16:35 UTC  

they go off then you have to flail a bit to make your lights turn on again

2016-08-05 01:16:40 UTC  

i dont know how they work

2016-08-05 01:17:05 UTC  

They sense movement in their surroundings

2016-08-05 01:17:10 UTC  

I assume through vibration

2016-08-05 01:17:20 UTC  

is there a minimum required movement?

2016-08-05 01:17:29 UTC  

So as long as you stay in the vicinity and at least breathe, they should stay on

2016-08-05 01:17:36 UTC  

okay

2016-08-05 01:17:36 UTC  

cool

2016-08-05 01:17:43 UTC  

I haven't experimented extensively, but that's the gist of it

2016-08-05 01:18:06 UTC  

They have a 30 second delay

2016-08-05 01:18:20 UTC  

So even if you leave, they won't turn themselves off right away

2016-08-05 01:18:26 UTC  

oh sweet

2016-08-05 01:18:34 UTC  

stubbing your toe when you re enter a dark room

2016-08-05 01:18:55 UTC  

i think a clapper would be better

2016-08-05 01:19:00 UTC  

sound sensors

2016-08-05 01:19:08 UTC  

when you get up at night you have to clap

2016-08-05 01:19:12 UTC  

and everyone wakes up

2016-08-05 01:19:31 UTC  

I should order a single sound sensor and try it out

2016-08-05 01:19:54 UTC  

i'd probably do it just for the dickishness of it

2016-08-05 01:19:58 UTC  

even as a gift to someone

2016-08-05 01:20:13 UTC  

"here's a sound sensor light, anon"

2016-08-05 01:20:18 UTC  

"oh thanks this is really cool"

2016-08-05 01:20:23 UTC  

clapping at night

2016-08-05 01:20:35 UTC  

wakes them up when sleep because having to make noise

2016-08-05 01:20:37 UTC  

heh

2016-08-05 01:20:40 UTC  

that's evil