Message from @Valkrys

Discord ID: 212271504551837699


2016-08-08 18:05:56 UTC  

Lol, that shakey hand. Where are you from? Looks like a legit knife, though. Go cut some cardboard and see how well it holds an edge.

2016-08-08 18:06:26 UTC  

no cut some printer paper

2016-08-08 18:06:52 UTC  

good knife

2016-08-08 18:06:53 UTC  

I seen that. I was telling you to abuse it, essentially.

2016-08-08 18:07:12 UTC  

Either way how can you review a knife and tell us how sharp it is?

2016-08-08 18:07:12 UTC  

Cardboard is by far the fastest way to dull a knife.

2016-08-08 18:07:31 UTC  

Cardboard is by far the fastest way to dull a knife.

2016-08-08 18:08:15 UTC  

I used it to shave my arm hair after the video

2016-08-08 18:08:15 UTC  

I wanted to buy a nice small knife just for opening letters with

2016-08-08 18:08:18 UTC  

should have filmed it

2016-08-08 18:08:20 UTC  

very sharp

2016-08-08 18:08:22 UTC  

Paper is a good test because it's not rigid, so a dull knife won't cut it when held single handed.

2016-08-08 18:08:23 UTC  

out of the box

2016-08-08 18:08:52 UTC  

I open using scissors

2016-08-08 18:08:55 UTC  

my other chink knife doesn't have the edge to shave it

2016-08-08 18:08:56 UTC  

Cardboard test just tests the quality of the blade material in how well it holds an edge.

2016-08-08 18:09:07 UTC  

because using my cutting knifes for food... well... not really right to open letters with

2016-08-08 18:09:38 UTC  

because using my cutting knifes for food... well... not really right to open letters with

2016-08-08 18:10:19 UTC  

Well, you test those with food.

2016-08-08 18:10:30 UTC  

I can say that discord is definetly acting up now and then

2016-08-08 18:11:10 UTC  

Tomatoes are a good sharpness test, whereas a potato would make a good endurance test. It seems worse than typical right now.

2016-08-08 18:12:02 UTC  

Well, my food knifes ofc cut right through tomatoes

2016-08-08 18:12:08 UTC  

So you would expect a knife like this to do the same

2016-08-08 18:12:24 UTC  

but that depends, where does the line go before it becomes a stabbing knife?

2016-08-08 18:12:44 UTC  

Not like it matters, could probably use a regular knife to stab too

2016-08-08 18:12:52 UTC  

@Valkrys Scotland

2016-08-08 18:13:08 UTC  

Ah, nice.

2016-08-08 18:13:30 UTC  

Your accent is super light, could barely even hear one.

2016-08-08 18:13:44 UTC  

I spent half my adult life in Toronto

2016-08-08 18:13:55 UTC  

Oh, that explains a lot.

2016-08-08 18:14:31 UTC  

Fucking burgerland midwesterner here.

2016-08-08 18:14:46 UTC  

<- disgusting brit shit

2016-08-08 18:15:00 UTC  

Appropriate edit.

2016-08-08 18:15:06 UTC  

I know my place.

2016-08-08 18:15:29 UTC  

Most don't. But it's okay. I hate everyone equally.

2016-08-08 18:15:30 UTC  

I asked my friend if I should watch house of cards

2016-08-08 18:15:41 UTC  

but then he said just look at british politics right now instead about the same

2016-08-08 18:16:21 UTC  

>not watching Chinese cartoons exclusively.

2016-08-08 18:16:51 UTC  

house of cards is a remake of the british house of cards

2016-08-08 18:17:43 UTC  

The British version of the office was like a slap in the face after watching the American version. The American version is so.. Clean.

2016-08-08 18:17:46 UTC  

Fuck my asshole is itching