can't keep up with this shit

Go to hackaday if you want to see all kinds of cool and pointless shit.

does watching mens floor gymnastics make me gay? I cant decide

yes

shit

Only mailny if you think it's attracftive but you can save face by waiting for the female gymnastics

which imo is far superior

"you watching male gymnastics? god that's gay"
"nah dude females on on next"
"oh shit i'll be back with beers"

saved.

Gotta get some y2k unsafe programs on the sd card embedded into my arms

i'd get a speedometer in my arm

and an altimiter

>there will be no drugs in the future

for all the parkour and basejumping i'd be doing

>only herion.bat and weed.amv

>cyberdrugs

Tfw snow crash

hook me up with that .exe bruh

dealer said he's all out of .wav

Binaural beats might actually surpass meme status

>Not enjoying those vibrations

imagine hetting music implants and then next year they have an updated model

>Surgery bills

>Headaches from surgery

not worth it

Nah, it would just be a quick link up and patch, man.

can't upgreade hardware through link ups

Early on you`d have to go through surgery for all the firmware updates.

>relax, breathe deep, slap up a vein and inject memes directly into your bloodstream

Nigga your brain doesn`t need hardware, just the code to run it.

god this is slowly going to turn into the ending od Human revelations

>implying all of this wont be sold as cloud connected botnet

INjecting memes into the main vein

there's a killswitch that gets put in all the brains of people and it's to activate great music

>that awkward moment when your last biological part is replaced by machine partk

mfw whole world collapses due to everybody dancing

Armitage III style, test.

Everyone in voice chat is muted and/or has the sound off.

welcome to /g/

Welcome to most discords in general.

im on a laptop m80