Message from @Valkrys
Discord ID: 212335066855112705
Hell*
yeah, if i ever find a bulk lot of 500MB cards i'll buy them
would be cute as
no more pesky CD's
Just tiny albums easily swallowed by small children. "honey have you seen my blue oyster album? Timmy!"
"our kid just ate my dethklok album... that's pretty brutal"
Now that's fucking metal.
in reality i dont hang around small children though
they dont have the same taste in music as me
Court order? Damn too slow.
>eat all your music when the RIAA, MPAA, CIA, FBI and Interpol bust down your door to arrest you for the most heinous crime of all, music piracy
yeah i figured i'd have to save that one as quickly as possible or you niggers would jump at the pedo jokes
Was on another channel, otherwise I would have caught it.
"local man aged 22 has been found trying to hide his pirated albums in his stomach"
"local law enforcement says "it's a good thing he's using sharks which are waterproof otherwise all the evidence would have been destroyed"
Better than Paris Hilton stuffing a cigarette carton full of cocaine up her giant snatch.
Man, people packing microSD cards would be some cyberpunk shit.
You know there's a guy researching brain cyberisation, right?
no?
awesome
He's already had implants in his arms that allow him to control a computer using the electrical pulses sent to control his hands.
I was hyped for that guy who was going to undergo the worlds first head transplant before it turned out to be kojima mgsv bullshit
"i just pirated joy to key and put it in my arm"
Hahaha.
i thought that was a totally differnt thing and the doctor was like going to sue for likeness
shows what i know
can't keep up with this shit
Go to hackaday if you want to see all kinds of cool and pointless shit.
does watching mens floor gymnastics make me gay? I cant decide
yes
shit
Only mailny if you think it's attracftive but you can save face by waiting for the female gymnastics
which imo is far superior
"you watching male gymnastics? god that's gay"
"nah dude females on on next"
"oh shit i'll be back with beers"
saved.
Gotta get some y2k unsafe programs on the sd card embedded into my arms
i'd get a speedometer in my arm
and an altimiter
>there will be no drugs in the future
for all the parkour and basejumping i'd be doing
>only herion.bat and weed.amv