Message from @Thorax, Crash'n Burn model

Discord ID: 219477670285541386


2016-08-28 15:14:47 UTC  

I shouldn't be, I've done laptop hardware repair shit before

2016-08-28 15:14:58 UTC  

I probably have every type of cancer already

2016-08-28 15:17:00 UTC  

hehe come on gweilo

2016-08-28 15:17:04 UTC  

just buy another one from us

2016-08-28 15:17:06 UTC  

free shipping!

2016-08-28 15:18:23 UTC  

Kek I'm just reading about Chink safety regulations because of the weird dangerous heavy metals paper I got with my Mi Max

2016-08-28 15:18:52 UTC  

it has an icon on it which means that in 20 years the dangerous materials may leak out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_RoHS

2016-08-28 15:19:08 UTC  

so I'm safe :^)

2016-08-28 15:19:27 UTC  

Fixed the charger!

2016-08-28 15:19:31 UTC  

nice

2016-08-28 15:20:43 UTC  

Oh fuck me

2016-08-28 15:20:48 UTC  

I put the circuit board in backwards.

2016-08-28 15:20:54 UTC  

How did I manage that

2016-08-28 15:22:21 UTC  

Haha

2016-08-28 15:22:24 UTC  

Well

2016-08-28 15:22:57 UTC  

Now I have to re-align the gears agaaaain

2016-08-28 15:23:38 UTC  

The worst part is that some fucking chink 5 year old probably puts together 100 of these every hour for $1.86 per hour

2016-08-28 15:23:45 UTC  

and I'm struggling to reassemble one.

2016-08-28 15:24:46 UTC  

There we go.

2016-08-28 15:25:38 UTC  

Now I'm going to clean this grease off my hands before I get some kind of fucking jaw cancer

2016-08-28 15:25:54 UTC  

Well, the 5 year old chinese boy's organs are then sold for medicine or is put on auction as a fuckboi.
Not to forget, Females in china are still seen as a burden :^)

2016-08-28 15:26:27 UTC  

so they try to kill them quietly, or send them to some whorehouse, or whatever they can do, these roaches

2016-08-28 15:26:38 UTC  

I literally pity any child that is born chnese

2016-08-28 15:26:57 UTC  

RIP Vicky

2016-08-28 15:29:06 UTC  

I want to own chinese whorehouse

2016-08-28 15:29:18 UTC  

"I want to own a brick and mortar syphilis hut"

2016-08-28 15:29:48 UTC  

I can finally eradicate chinese

2016-08-28 15:30:53 UTC  

I read in a german weekly magazine about whorehouses, where they were told to have sex with chinese without protection, because the foreigner are dirty, that's why they use it :^)

2016-08-28 15:31:37 UTC  

I could try to source it up

2016-08-28 15:31:54 UTC  

>tfw I was wrong about the way you should interpret this chinky piece of paper

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/219479182504099850/chinky_cancer.jpg

2016-08-28 15:32:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/219479215345500160/Screenshot_2016-08-28-17-27-13_com.microsoft.translator.png

2016-08-28 15:32:19 UTC  

>X means it IS present

2016-08-28 15:32:23 UTC  

>O means it ISN'T

2016-08-28 15:32:24 UTC  

chinks

2016-08-28 15:32:44 UTC  

WEW

2016-08-28 15:32:54 UTC  

so it is actually free/ below some threshold of everything except lead

2016-08-28 15:33:07 UTC  

but lead is in glass and shit so you can't avoid it

2016-08-28 15:33:11 UTC  

and solder maybe

2016-08-28 15:35:35 UTC  

Lead's not in cheap shitty solder

2016-08-28 15:35:42 UTC  

Cheap solder is just shitty quality.

2016-08-28 15:35:47 UTC  

Mostly because it doesn't have lead.