there's also Absolute Zero Monster which I believe is actually zero carb

the Absolute Zero one tastes a bit weird tbh

it's not bad, I'd drink it

but I think the white one is better

Guys I'm new to being 30 so teach me how to boomer

I guess you could say Monster varieties are kinda like people

do you have a riding lawnmower yet @Current Ronin

No but I'll buy it I'll buy everything I need

They sell sugar free monster at my work so I can check that off

trying to think what else you need hmm

did you have a really good bench press in high school

wait is the low carb one sugar free?

I have all my old video games

gloating about that is peak boomer

where do the carbs come from?

Energy drinks are nasty

@Nic-AL okay this is good stuff

mods mods mods

ban @fgtveassassin

if you cant enjoy a good sipp idk how you ended up here

seems like a prerequisite

that's actually how I got redpilled

They all smell awful to start off with so tbh I haven't tries many but I can't get past the smell

sips are the best

I mean i gave a lot of things to do

*sip*
wow I just realized I don't like being around minorities

the orange sip is my second favorite behind white sips

purple and blue are good

the orange is okay

red is pretty good

@Nic-ALi have plenty of 90s anime references

those are great

Hell yeah dude..

gotta mention that new cartoons are trash too

oh and say you like greta van fleet

I can't drink milk either

mods come quick

I do unironacally like that band

No *sips* no milk

I'm gonna be the boomeriest 30 year old boomer you've ever seen. It's time to become who we are, fam

@fgtveassassin uh wow that's a red flag