Message from @StickyDonutHoles

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2016-09-12 15:48:11 UTC  

ok

2016-09-12 15:50:44 UTC  

Russian peasant enters his kitchen holding a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig I'm fucking," he announces.
"That's not a pig, that's a duck," his wife replies.
"I wasn't talking to you."

2016-09-12 15:51:29 UTC  

A Jew is sitting on a bench in a park in Saint Petersburg reading aloud from a book in Hebrew. A KGB agent approaches him and asks why he is reading aloud in Hebrew? The Jew answers that Hebrew is spoken in Heaven so he has to learn it in order to communicate after death. The KGB agent enquires what he will do if he is sent to Hell instead of Heaven? The Jew replies that he already knows Russian.

2016-09-12 15:53:46 UTC  

nice

2016-09-12 15:53:55 UTC  

That's a nice Jew.gif

2016-09-12 15:53:59 UTC  

Imma "borrow" it

2016-09-12 15:56:04 UTC  

Black woman has five kids. Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.

2016-09-12 15:56:30 UTC  

OH

2016-09-12 15:56:32 UTC  

DAMN

2016-09-12 15:56:43 UTC  

spicy

2016-09-12 15:56:46 UTC  

where do you find these

2016-09-12 15:57:58 UTC  

/lit/

2016-09-12 15:58:16 UTC  

link to thread

2016-09-12 15:58:20 UTC  

ples

2016-09-12 16:02:01 UTC  

Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He said he would make himself disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos," then disappeared without a tres.

2016-09-12 16:03:00 UTC  

thanks

2016-09-12 16:21:19 UTC  

Well

2016-09-12 16:21:23 UTC  

I get the joke and all

2016-09-12 16:21:24 UTC  

Like

2016-09-12 16:21:25 UTC  

The last one

2016-09-12 16:21:34 UTC  

But I didn't laugh, though

2016-09-12 16:43:44 UTC  

same, but at least I smiled

2016-09-12 17:08:14 UTC  

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

2016-09-12 17:08:24 UTC  

Five niggers in a Cadillac drive off a cliff to their deaths. What's wrong with this picture?

Answer: Goddamn Cadillac holds six.

2016-09-12 17:26:00 UTC  

>Mexicans

2016-09-12 17:26:02 UTC  

>Playing basket

2016-09-12 17:26:11 UTC  

I don't even need to read the next one to know that it's shit

2016-09-12 17:26:18 UTC  

AHHAA NICE ONE ZAMBZ

2016-09-12 17:26:19 UTC  

Go refine your memes, young'un

2016-09-12 17:26:22 UTC  

REPOSTING LIT JOKES

2016-09-12 17:26:24 UTC  

SO FUNAY

2016-09-12 17:28:30 UTC  

YES XDDDD

2016-09-12 17:33:31 UTC  

>wsg memes

2016-09-12 17:33:32 UTC  

too far

2016-09-12 17:33:56 UTC  

too deep

2016-09-12 17:34:56 UTC  

D E E P

2016-09-12 17:35:57 UTC  

DU DU DU

2016-09-12 17:35:58 UTC  

DUUDUDUDU