you're gonna make it @Lawrence of Eurabia

I need a gf bad tho, so I’d probably go if I lost both legs

go to the gf store

Oh true

Whole Foods

@Current Ronin your take is small brained bro. The real reason why it’s good that blacks protest, is because it raises racial tensions and therefore less racemixing

Organic, free range gf

i dont want an organic gf i want a gf full of pesticides and animal growth hormones

@NITRODUBS No artificial hormones?

😉

I went on like 12 dates last year and none of the girls ended up with second dates

Yikes

My mom wasn’t very wacist until my sister got a black bf and because he would call literally anything and everything against his favor “racist”, she has told my sister “try finding a nice white guy!”

@⚡Clark⚡ you know what..I stand corrected haha

@DixieBoy76 - KY don’t seek people out. When I met my bf (at a pet store also lol), I was in the mindset that I was going to be alone forever and never seek out a husband because I couldn’t relate to anyone very well.

If only there were some kind of law that kept the races separate....

Oh you’re a chick

You didn’t say no homo

No homo

o h

too late

D:

Did you buy him at the pet store?.......

Is your.... Is your boyfriend a dog?

No he tried to sell me an over priced parrot

Ah yes

Then we joked about how we could have shared custody of it

having pets is homo

The classic pickup

And now we want babies

The old “selling her an overpriced parrot” routine

Classic

dogs>

Can’t believe I fell for it again!

My parrot has a bigger vocabulary than the average Ethiopian

We’re still getting a dog tho

Golden retriever when we move

Get a yellow lab

Big dogs eat a lot

The goodest of boyes

As long as it’s not a pit bull I don’t care