Message from @porco

Discord ID: 232407547636744192


2016-10-03 06:25:51 UTC  

what does the note 4 have to offer

2016-10-03 06:25:55 UTC  

that the note 3 doesnt

2016-10-03 06:34:59 UTC  

More performance, from what I can see

2016-10-03 07:14:41 UTC  

Fuck

2016-10-03 07:14:46 UTC  

I just got chinked

2016-10-03 07:17:31 UTC  

how

2016-10-03 07:28:38 UTC  

I explained how the chink should value the package low, so that customs wouldn't take my shit

2016-10-03 07:28:50 UTC  

What cunt?

2016-10-03 07:28:55 UTC  

Then he replies with "duuurr price is already best price we can give."

2016-10-03 07:30:15 UTC  

are you still talking about it or did he send you the stuff already?

2016-10-03 07:35:42 UTC  

I bought it

2016-10-03 07:35:49 UTC  

But he hadn't send it

2016-10-03 07:36:01 UTC  

Sent*

2016-10-03 07:36:15 UTC  

請向海關報低一點的價

2016-10-03 07:36:40 UTC  

he should understand it this way without misunderstanding

2016-10-03 07:36:58 UTC  

t. Had to learn Chinese in order to communicate with girlfriend's parents

2016-10-03 07:40:35 UTC  

Maybe you could also explain why, in case he still thinks you want to scam him

2016-10-03 07:40:42 UTC  

以避免付額外(更高)的關稅

2016-10-03 07:41:19 UTC  

>not running your English through Baidu to make sure it translates well to chinky

2016-10-03 07:41:57 UTC  

Got to make it toddler simple

2016-10-03 07:44:37 UTC  

I actually wrote that myself and I'm confident that this is 100% correct

2016-10-03 07:44:56 UTC  

I meant for when a yellow fever addict isn't around m8

2016-10-03 07:45:24 UTC  

Running it through Baidu then reverse it werks too

2016-10-03 07:45:36 UTC  

I don't have yellow fever, I'm just an ugly neckbeard and that Chinese girl is the only human being that ever considered me a potential partner

2016-10-03 07:46:00 UTC  

Did Vicky suck ya dick?

2016-10-03 07:46:02 UTC  

And thanks

2016-10-03 07:46:26 UTC  

You're not the Irish guy that lives next door to me with a green card chink girlfriend are you?

2016-10-03 07:46:30 UTC  

Pls no

2016-10-03 07:46:48 UTC  

No I live in Switzerland

2016-10-03 07:46:51 UTC  

and I'm Italian

2016-10-03 07:47:12 UTC  

Noice, lots of Italians up here, they get free education

2016-10-03 07:47:27 UTC  

Where do you live?

2016-10-03 07:47:31 UTC  

Scotland

2016-10-03 07:47:44 UTC  

Yo fagawt

2016-10-03 07:47:55 UTC  

Yes I have a cousin living up there but he frequently complains about the weather

2016-10-03 07:48:01 UTC  

Can I put both of those chinese scribbles in the same message?

2016-10-03 07:48:14 UTC  

We've had a good summer

2016-10-03 07:48:24 UTC  

@StickyDonutHoles yes, one says to declare lower value and the other one explains why (taxes)

2016-10-03 07:48:25 UTC  

>complaining even after getting free education

2016-10-03 07:48:36 UTC  

Damn Italians

2016-10-03 07:49:09 UTC  

If he lives in the Glasgow west end tell him to watch himseld