Swiss army knife would be better honestly... Except you can't take them into anywhere.
"It was an accident, your honor. He grabbed by wrist, I pulled away, his arm got shredded."
Metal or plastic shark tooth bracelet because real shark teeth are not environmentally friendly.
@Tee CA There's gotta be at least one shark that needs to be culled...
Do you have a mic Chancellor?
I wanted to see if you were a Bogan or not T^T
Nah, I have a flat Australian accent with some brit and Irish poping up occasionally.
Honestly, bogan accents are worse than Anglo or American australian accents.
it's cold right now
Looking up bogan accents now
have an ice scraper
even less "offensive" looking than a shark tooth
"Just the ticket for those frosty mornings.
Made of black fiber-filled plastic. Hold it by inserting your middle finger in the hole with the rounded end in palm and make a fist."
This is Australian culture in it's purest form.
The Germanic ones are Bogans, Mediterranean are wogs.
Australian as fuck
Listening to Bogans is fun
They're fucking amazing.
Insane, constant spouting bullshit, I sweat they have no filter.
Man, that mum is fucking retarded.
Lost it when the the sk8 board went into the water.
Always more available!
Australian culture, it's uhhh... there I guess.
Might as well save up to visit irl.
Seems pretty fun
@Tee CA It's good, avoid Melbourne unless you find Los angeles to be too right wing for your taste.
Fuck that. The only place that is worse than LA is San Francisco.
What about Detroit though?
CA is fucked in general but those areas are awful.
The actually fully communist party holds not irregular meetings.
They have massive gatherings where they publicly burn the flag.