I'm not sure drawing slanted eyes on your hand counts

:^) dang Tribit

can we get a sick burn emoji

yes please

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@Tribit roasted

I have a real chink gf you autists

>exisintg near women

I see a lot of old fat guys with chinese gfs here, probably acquired from https://www.rosebrides.com/chinese-brides.html

And she's a year older than me

Cute

And I met her in Kaohsiung

She was selling fried chicken on the night market

👍

is that student housing?

I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday

So yes, more or less student housing tier

won't she be sent back home once she graduates?

or will you have to marry her?

Once she graduates I'll marry her

lol

all part of the plan.gif

Germany is very easy going with that sort of thing

Zurich isn't Germany though

guy I know got a Chinese gf, when she graduated she started demanding he marry her

apologies

then when he refused she instantly got married to someone in China by her family

crazy how seriously they take it

would reckon similar ruling applies in Zurich though

rough

in Scotland they get booted out once their student visa expires so a lot of them are on dating sites looking for white guys, when I was single I tried to talk to a few but it was like talking to customer service on gearbest

really difficult

@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least

Damn

lol, divorce her the month before it turns 6 years if she gets on your nerves

We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master

holy shit her face if that happened

noice

5 years + 6 years = 11

she Chinese? Thai? Flip?