Message from @porco

Discord ID: 237655073063305216


2016-10-17 17:12:59 UTC  

oh, it has more colors. black is okay in my eyes

2016-10-17 17:57:09 UTC  

shoo shoo, -chains. stinky chinky

2016-10-17 18:27:14 UTC  

Welcome <@209952095758057472>!

2016-10-17 18:57:27 UTC  

2016-10-17 18:58:50 UTC  

why does the bot say "shoo shoo stinky chinky" sometimes?

2016-10-17 18:58:57 UTC  

user quit

2016-10-17 18:59:00 UTC  

ah

2016-10-17 19:01:16 UTC  

@dariken do you recommend any a e s t h e t i c, cheap laptop backpacks?

2016-10-17 19:05:33 UTC  

no

2016-10-17 19:06:23 UTC  

i still use same backpack from middle school so don't come for me for fashion

2016-10-17 19:06:48 UTC  

and lilkely will use it until it breaks (likely never apparently)

2016-10-17 19:08:50 UTC  

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

2016-10-17 19:09:12 UTC  

粽子

2016-10-17 19:10:29 UTC  

你老母

2016-10-17 19:12:09 UTC  

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use 他媽的, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

2016-10-17 19:12:32 UTC  

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

2016-10-17 19:13:33 UTC  

他妈的 in simplified Chinese

2016-10-17 19:14:37 UTC  

I'm cantonese

2016-10-17 19:15:32 UTC  

we write more or less the same as you would in mandarin but spoken is different

2016-10-17 19:16:24 UTC  

Oh you're a chink

2016-10-17 19:16:32 UTC  

for example, we say 佢 instead of 他

2016-10-17 19:16:33 UTC  

yup

2016-10-17 19:16:43 UTC  

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

2016-10-17 19:16:52 UTC  

so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

2016-10-17 19:16:57 UTC  

:^)

2016-10-17 19:17:21 UTC  

Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

2016-10-17 19:19:04 UTC  

taiwan numbah wan

2016-10-17 19:19:14 UTC  

You probably live in Hong Kong?

2016-10-17 19:19:26 UTC  

england actually lol

2016-10-17 19:27:07 UTC  

Hey uh

2016-10-17 19:27:13 UTC  

I'm having problems with my internet

2016-10-17 19:27:17 UTC  

And I have no idea what's going on

2016-10-17 19:27:24 UTC  

The only sites I can go to

2016-10-17 19:27:25 UTC  

are like

2016-10-17 19:27:49 UTC  

youtube

2016-10-17 19:27:51 UTC  

gmail

2016-10-17 19:27:53 UTC  

and facebook

2016-10-17 19:27:56 UTC  

that's it

2016-10-17 19:28:02 UTC  

anything else gets timed out

2016-10-17 19:28:44 UTC  

help pls