what version of android is that

>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory

kek

Welcome <@135321017215090688>!

@sludge 4.4.2

@porco Holy shit that's great

@porco lol golden

@porco holy kek

Welcome <@117164687363145737>!

@porco pls post in thread my man

I posted it in the thread when it happened

it was like, February

and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market

I don't know if anyone remembers

I knew some kid who imported fake ipads from aliexpress to sell on ebay

aww man

and then his uncle bought one

the ones he were selling

actually, not aliexpress. alibaba.

I never imported complex electronics

EU warranty rules would fuck my anus

just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion

wew

I wish EU would go away

zhe shi wo de xiao xiwang :3

fucking protectionist eurocommies, toll-free import cap is like 20€

這是我的小希望

and then they practically permabanned ecigs

I have my legal residence in Switzerland

based FTA with China

you got hanzi right pengyou

I heard the UK is looking into China FTA too

thanks brexit

based Maggie 2.0 you have

>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/

start watching chinese animes

and read their mangas

please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama

all those fucking qt chink grils man

the plots are disgusting but the cuties

man those cuties