Message from @porco
Discord ID: 237876859533131776
chinks or curryniggers
what version of android is that
>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory
kek
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@porco holy kek
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I posted it in the thread when it happened
it was like, February
and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market
I don't know if anyone remembers
I knew some kid who imported fake ipads from aliexpress to sell on ebay
aww man
and then his uncle bought one
the ones he were selling
actually, not aliexpress. alibaba.
EU warranty rules would fuck my anus
just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion
wew
I wish EU would go away
zhe shi wo de xiao xiwang :3
fucking protectionist eurocommies, toll-free import cap is like 20€
這是我的小希望
and then they practically permabanned ecigs
I have my legal residence in Switzerland
based FTA with China
you got hanzi right pengyou
I heard the UK is looking into China FTA too
thanks brexit
based Maggie 2.0 you have
>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/
start watching chinese animes
and read their mangas
please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama
all those fucking qt chink grils man
the plots are disgusting but the cuties