I play legos with my mommy every day

oh that explains why you think using less money on watch than I use on food on typical day seems like waste for you

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mommy still feeds lil baby boi

It's still spending money

tfw homemade pizza doesnt cost shit

but it does

:C

it does if you actually use good ingredients

eh

20$ would do you for a week of pizza

maybe if you eat like an ant

Well I don't have to feed a mexican family with 4 children

btw speaking of cheap stuff this is not chink shit but close http://www.ikea.com/de/de/catalog/products/30258913/

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0,5€ plates and those are the coolest plates I've ever bought

I got whole set and lie to my guests it's swiss emaled porcellaine

50 cents for plates

how much for shipping?

lmao

dunno

shoo shoo, gusti stinky chinky

selling real storage 420% legite

you dont know whos worse

chinks or curryniggers

what version of android is that

>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory

kek

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@sludge 4.4.2

@porco Holy shit that's great

@porco lol golden

@porco holy kek

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@porco pls post in thread my man

I posted it in the thread when it happened

it was like, February

and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market

I don't know if anyone remembers

I knew some kid who imported fake ipads from aliexpress to sell on ebay

aww man