Message from @DT

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2016-11-08 11:56:56 UTC  

NZ Herald has this flag up: http://www.270towin.com/maps/3Rg22

2016-11-08 11:56:58 UTC  

you dont need one

2016-11-08 11:57:05 UTC  

This is what they think

2016-11-08 11:57:06 UTC  

FULL POWER ALL DAY

2016-11-08 11:57:06 UTC  

you do

2016-11-08 11:57:28 UTC  

either commit to bantz or commit to suicide

2016-11-08 11:57:48 UTC  

i commit to being calm and collected and silently watching my country eat itself

2016-11-08 11:58:05 UTC  

explains the weight

2016-11-08 11:58:18 UTC  

??

2016-11-08 11:58:30 UTC  

AMERICA ARE FAT GEDDIT

2016-11-08 11:58:44 UTC  

"Man accidentally finds lost nuke"

2016-11-08 11:58:47 UTC  

Ok

2016-11-08 11:58:51 UTC  

inability to put the fork down

2016-11-08 11:58:55 UTC  

sounds like something i'd do

2016-11-08 11:59:04 UTC  

fuckin key chains break and nukes get lost

2016-11-08 11:59:07 UTC  

shit happens

2016-11-08 11:59:26 UTC  

wonder how the guns stores are doing in america

2016-11-08 12:00:12 UTC  

probably pretty well

2016-11-08 12:00:34 UTC  

i imagine nutters are buying shit in preperation for RADICAL MUSSIES

2016-11-08 12:12:28 UTC  

Should we mass shitpost on /pol/ today?

2016-11-08 12:12:36 UTC  

like what

2016-11-08 12:12:37 UTC  

shilling

2016-11-08 12:12:40 UTC  

im with her?

2016-11-08 12:12:49 UTC  

Anything that comes in your mind.

2016-11-08 12:12:56 UTC  

Enjoy the salt

2016-11-08 12:13:05 UTC  

It's going to be salty either way

2016-11-08 12:15:00 UTC  

@Kubs I think I'll watch it implode from the safe distance.

2016-11-08 12:15:02 UTC  

And laugh

2016-11-08 12:15:04 UTC  

A lot.

2016-11-08 12:16:55 UTC  

if trump gets elected

2016-11-08 12:16:59 UTC  

does it influence in our chink deals

2016-11-08 12:17:25 UTC  

@DT Expect the exchange rate to take a decent hit

2016-11-08 12:17:35 UTC  

>it's not garbage already for me

2016-11-08 12:17:40 UTC  

70c to my dollar

2016-11-08 12:21:27 UTC  

Although I do give America one thing

2016-11-08 12:21:36 UTC  

All that free shit companies give to you after you vote

2016-11-08 12:21:48 UTC  

California Tortilla is giving away free chips and queso to voters who say “Make queso great again,” “I’m with queso,” or “I vote for queso” at the time of their purchase.
Krispy Kreme: Show your "I voted" sticker at participating locations and get a free doughnut.
7-11 is offering free coffee if you use the store's mobile app.
Gold’s Gym is allowing folks free access to their facilities on election day if they show their valid “I voted” sticker. Hey, it's better than stress eating as the polls roll in.
Bob Evans has a 30% off coupon for folks’ entire order on Election Day.
White Castle is offering a free gallon of iced team with any purchase of a Crave Case. What better way to watch the votes roll in than with those greasy little burgers and iced tea.
Zipcar is offering free use of over 7,000 cars as part of their #DRIVEtheVOTE promotion, with members being able to reserve a free car from 6 pm to 10 pm so they can "zip to the polls during the last few hours."

2016-11-08 12:21:53 UTC  

Like holy shit lads

2016-11-08 12:29:36 UTC  

>California Tortilla is giving away free chips and queso to voters who say “Make queso great again,” “I’m with queso,” or “I vote for queso” at the time of their purchase.

2016-11-08 12:29:42 UTC  

isn't that illegal?