Message from @kaetaa

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2016-11-14 10:22:21 UTC  

morning comfy

2016-11-14 10:22:41 UTC  

ohh i typoed there sorry my bad

2016-11-14 10:22:42 UTC  

taiwan and mainland china are very different

2016-11-14 10:22:48 UTC  

very very different

2016-11-14 10:22:59 UTC  

china would be like taiwan if it wasnt for the cultural revolution

2016-11-14 10:23:27 UTC  

My gf's parents love me and her brother always wants me to wingman him in some weird clubs in Taipei because he gets attention when showing around a westerner

2016-11-14 10:23:53 UTC  

sounds about right

2016-11-14 10:24:02 UTC  

So what's the reaction when a filthy westerner starts eating a pizza with his bare hands?

2016-11-14 10:24:21 UTC  

lol they know we eat it like that, so they dont think anything

2016-11-14 10:24:28 UTC  

but when a chink does it, they are like "what are you, a foreigner?"

2016-11-14 10:24:35 UTC  

Right

2016-11-14 10:24:55 UTC  

"what are you, an american ?"

2016-11-14 10:25:02 UTC  

i can imagine that situation in my head .. oh god

2016-11-14 10:25:25 UTC  

Maybe I should stick to Taiwan

2016-11-14 10:25:38 UTC  

Taiwan seems to be #1

2016-11-14 10:25:59 UTC  

Taiwan has all the old chinese culture, with influences from japan, korea, singapore

2016-11-14 10:26:05 UTC  

its perfect

2016-11-14 10:26:21 UTC  

Taiwan is better than the mainland any day

2016-11-14 10:26:24 UTC  

for day to day living and qualitty of life, its much higher

2016-11-14 10:26:41 UTC  

saying that, the standards are much higher there

2016-11-14 10:26:54 UTC  

if you have a degree, and are a native english speaker, you could get a job in mainland tomorrow

2016-11-14 10:26:54 UTC  

Can you get a job in Taiwan with no chinkspeak?

2016-11-14 10:27:08 UTC  

yes, but you'd better be good at what u do and work for a foreign company

2016-11-14 10:27:20 UTC  

I am quite good at shitposting

2016-11-14 10:27:37 UTC  

I can derail whole threads on 4chan with one comment

2016-11-14 10:27:50 UTC  

learn hokkien for bonus points

2016-11-14 10:27:53 UTC  

Taiwan euthanizes autists , though, so you might want to go work in greece instead

2016-11-14 10:27:59 UTC  

you'll pull like crazy

2016-11-14 10:28:35 UTC  

I know min-nan basics

2016-11-14 10:28:50 UTC  

Because my gf's parents barely speak mandarin

2016-11-14 10:29:44 UTC  

I just see

2016-11-14 10:29:49 UTC  

Hokkien = Min Nan

2016-11-14 10:30:00 UTC  

I have the Cantonese skills of an 8 year old lol

2016-11-14 10:30:04 UTC  

``` In common parlance, Southern Min usually refers to Hokkien, including Amoy and Taiwanese Hokkien; both are combinations of Quanzhou and Zhangzhou speech. The Southern Min dialect group also includes Teochew, though Teochew has limited mutual intelligibility with Hokkien. Southern Min is not mutually intelligible with Eastern Min, Cantonese, or Standard Chinese.```

2016-11-14 10:30:41 UTC  

in fact, I have a 250-300 words vocabulary

2016-11-14 10:31:02 UTC  

chinese tourists take their bad habits with them

2016-11-14 10:31:16 UTC  

It's not even the most useless language I've ever learned because I used to work in objective c

2016-11-14 10:31:17 UTC  

here is in the uk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247669781539454976/burbfeat-e1444072275938.jpg

2016-11-14 10:31:50 UTC  

Hokkien sounds better than mandarin tbh

2016-11-14 10:32:00 UTC  

yes but it's much more fucked up to learn

2016-11-14 10:32:06 UTC  

no quality resources