in Taiwan's country side, all grils wanted to take selfies with me

its the same here

If I was less of a social failure, I probably could have had a few

but they dont want the d, they just want to show off and seem cultured

because they rarely seen westerners in some places

you could have them even being a social failure

the language barrier, even being very small, hides autism

but all girls arent begging for western d, their parents would hate them

my obvious autism can't be hidden

>the language barrier, even being very small, hides autism

mh really my experiences in Taiwan were really quite different from yours on the mainland

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gives you hope cathy ?

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Gives me laughs

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morning comfy

ohh i typoed there sorry my bad

taiwan and mainland china are very different

very very different

china would be like taiwan if it wasnt for the cultural revolution

My gf's parents love me and her brother always wants me to wingman him in some weird clubs in Taipei because he gets attention when showing around a westerner

sounds about right

So what's the reaction when a filthy westerner starts eating a pizza with his bare hands?

lol they know we eat it like that, so they dont think anything

but when a chink does it, they are like "what are you, a foreigner?"

Right

"what are you, an american ?"

i can imagine that situation in my head .. oh god

Maybe I should stick to Taiwan

Taiwan seems to be #1

Taiwan has all the old chinese culture, with influences from japan, korea, singapore

its perfect

Taiwan is better than the mainland any day

for day to day living and qualitty of life, its much higher

saying that, the standards are much higher there

if you have a degree, and are a native english speaker, you could get a job in mainland tomorrow

Can you get a job in Taiwan with no chinkspeak?

yes, but you'd better be good at what u do and work for a foreign company

I am quite good at shitposting