Message from @Dave - CA

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2017-04-19 21:14:29 UTC  

Ah. How much have you been asking for it?

2017-04-19 21:14:37 UTC  

there aint shit to bomb in alaska

2017-04-19 21:14:50 UTC  

actually i bet there are a lot of icbm silos

2017-04-19 21:14:52 UTC  

Well, I mean, they wouldn't even steal it so

2017-04-19 21:15:25 UTC  

well I bundled it with a stratocaster for like like $400

2017-04-19 21:15:31 UTC  

throw the amp into the river

2017-04-19 21:15:40 UTC  

^ this

2017-04-19 21:15:41 UTC  

problem solved

2017-04-19 21:16:00 UTC  

didn't even take my credance tapes. I am offended

2017-04-19 21:16:06 UTC  

take some beta blockers so you dont sound nervous while lying to the insurance co on the phone

2017-04-19 21:16:24 UTC  

thieves have horrible taste in music

2017-04-19 21:16:25 UTC  

fucking kek

2017-04-19 21:16:29 UTC  

and yeah they do

2017-04-19 21:16:29 UTC  

forget beta blockers, just masturbate while you're on the phone

2017-04-19 21:16:37 UTC  

good call

2017-04-19 21:16:38 UTC  

i'm being completely serious about the CCR thing

2017-04-19 21:16:41 UTC  

Just toss it and say they stole it

2017-04-19 21:17:02 UTC  

That's what i'm saying

2017-04-19 21:17:04 UTC  

i hope mess is a cop and we are all telling him to commit ins fraud

2017-04-19 21:17:06 UTC  

I've discovered that if you can hold a conversation down while msturbating

2017-04-19 21:17:09 UTC  

you can do anything

2017-04-19 21:17:19 UTC  

Congratulations

2017-04-19 21:17:34 UTC  

@Dave - CA thats how elon musk knew he could make rockets land

2017-04-19 21:17:37 UTC  

What are you going to do now

2017-04-19 21:17:42 UTC  

You can put that on a resume

2017-04-19 21:17:43 UTC  

Nothing is illegal if you don't get caught. More of a moral issue really.

2017-04-19 21:18:07 UTC  

i dunno man the law doesnt say you have to get caught

2017-04-19 21:18:20 UTC  

wtf anne coulter canceled by hecklers veto

2017-04-19 21:18:21 UTC  

fuckin police didn't even come. Made a report over the phone

2017-04-19 21:18:27 UTC  

literally a day aafter spencer won his court case

2017-04-19 21:18:31 UTC  

they need to sue ASAP

2017-04-19 21:18:39 UTC  

isn't she still going?

2017-04-19 21:18:49 UTC  

i mean she should

2017-04-19 21:18:51 UTC  

gonna be a warm night in venezuela

2017-04-19 21:18:55 UTC  

I'

2017-04-19 21:19:03 UTC  

I'll go down to berkeley if she does

2017-04-19 21:19:07 UTC  

looks like they are gathering materials for barricades

2017-04-19 21:19:11 UTC  

venezuelan oppoisition might actually physically remove the commies

2017-04-19 21:19:12 UTC  

assuming Im still in the state that is

2017-04-19 21:19:25 UTC  

lets all go help out in venezuela

2017-04-19 21:19:55 UTC  

nm i wouldnt be able to get a passport in time