Message from @Matthew
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some places tolerate a veeeery slight tint
what if you used infrared lights cause you have abnormal bat vision
then it would be fine i guess
as long as you had a doctors note
@androidcrawler you probably know the way to your closest gas station out of your mind, anyway. don't need to see
(batmobile has a crazy high consumption)
oh yeah
I think they use some sort of rocket fuel mixture for that
my body pillow arrived today
it can pass everything but a gas station
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it'll help a lot with the back pain I'm getting in bed atm
just need to pick up a pillowcase at the shops
is the pain cause by your waifu not being real
not that kind of body pillow
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just a regular pillow
*suuuure*
^
because gf has arms and hair that get in the way of maximum cuddle
semi wouldn't know that, though
comfy with a capital CUM
yes
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yes
UGH
oh wow
this wasnt a one time goof
at least they stayed consistent
***or did they***
What audiobook is he climaxing to
The Art of War
brain, the genius character on the show, the only one that can wear headphones correctly




