please clap

if you really think about it he's turning the american republic into the american space empire

Okay, is this epic?

I think so (imo)

we jedis now

kill the younglings

sith war now

"I hate sand"

replace "sand" with "muslims" and his speech really starts to make sense

Trump thinkin bout them diamond rich asteroids

mars will be the 51st state

tbh i miss jeb

LOL

what if on his feet

he just had 2 guac bowls

what does a President Jeb Bush timeline look like rn

mexico

his wife as first lady?

oof

im a texan and that makes me cringe harder than anything ive seen recently

cowboy boots and slacks

im kinda torn on space force/ space exploration. I get the security aspect, we gotta get ahead of the curve on it. But also, fuck space, big ole chili bowl of nothing. Lets worry about EARF

hes not even texan

spics would be singing amestito instead of despocito

he was governor of FLORIDA

FLORIDA COWBOY

NEVER forget blacks protested us going to the moon because they wanted gibs

no wonder moonman hates them

I didnt know that greg, thats hilarious

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e2/fe/9c/e2fe9cc565677071fe3abdfd2c620fab.jpg

sheeiiiiiiitttt honkey goin to da moon but can’t eem gib da black man reperations?

we be the real progressives

the international space station is a mockery to God and our arrogance should be punished

nick talkers about caesarism, but hitlerism is where it's at

http://www.dw.com/en/of-white-guys-on-the-moon-and-black-america/a-44034246

"But the bigger issue, I think, is that they were aware that African-American culture in general was indifferent towards the space race. African-Americans didn't watch the launches. You had civil rights leaders who were actively protesting during the "ticker tape parades" for returning astronauts – they disrupted parades in Manhattan, for instance, to try to draw attention to poor housing conditions."

"I'm more concerned with hustling than I am with the Moon right now, and that is a real concern." - Johnie Scott, future professor at California State University, Northridge

"And that contradiction was lived on the streets of America's cities. African-Americans consciously didn't watch the Moon landings, didn't watch the Moon walks, because of their reality. Songs like "Whitey on the Moon" is a great example."

Just ordered stickers. Gonna sticker my town and then own liberals on Saturday in Boston

what stickers