I have Jeb!'s guac bowl

will that help?

jEB!

Personally, i ate carb heavy food for the same reason a pothead smokes, for comfort. So it takes some initiative. But that initiative will only be required for a week or so. Youll start losing weight and it will energize you and keep you going

as long as you dont put tomatoes in it. those are too spicy

jeb is such an autist. fkn guac bowls as a campaign financer lmao

if toy think about it trump really destroyed the bush and clinton dynasty

jeb is so disgraced he'll never be taken seriously again

please clap

if you really think about it he's turning the american republic into the american space empire

Okay, is this epic?

I think so (imo)

we jedis now

kill the younglings

sith war now

"I hate sand"

replace "sand" with "muslims" and his speech really starts to make sense

Trump thinkin bout them diamond rich asteroids

mars will be the 51st state

tbh i miss jeb

LOL

what if on his feet

he just had 2 guac bowls

what does a President Jeb Bush timeline look like rn

mexico

his wife as first lady?

oof

im a texan and that makes me cringe harder than anything ive seen recently

cowboy boots and slacks

im kinda torn on space force/ space exploration. I get the security aspect, we gotta get ahead of the curve on it. But also, fuck space, big ole chili bowl of nothing. Lets worry about EARF

hes not even texan

spics would be singing amestito instead of despocito

he was governor of FLORIDA

FLORIDA COWBOY

NEVER forget blacks protested us going to the moon because they wanted gibs

no wonder moonman hates them

I didnt know that greg, thats hilarious

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e2/fe/9c/e2fe9cc565677071fe3abdfd2c620fab.jpg

sheeiiiiiiitttt honkey goin to da moon but can’t eem gib da black man reperations?

we be the real progressives