Message from @Mojave Paisan - NV

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2019-02-07 19:25:35 UTC  

This Guardian program sounds cool. Like a non gay version of AmeriCorps

2019-02-07 19:25:41 UTC  

I believe you have to meet certain physical standards which reminds me of the (good aspects) of the military

2019-02-07 19:26:43 UTC  

What's americorps @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

2019-02-07 19:26:50 UTC  

What is the largest IE merch shirt size?

2019-02-07 19:27:16 UTC  

@Albo Greychak - MI It is a name for a number of programs. Could be disaster relief, conservation, etc

2019-02-07 19:27:39 UTC  

Like much else it is a great idea made much less so by diversity and gayness

2019-02-07 19:28:26 UTC  

Yikes

2019-02-07 19:30:28 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN I might have an XL still.

2019-02-07 19:30:57 UTC  

I dont think that I have XXLs any longer...

2019-02-07 19:31:35 UTC  

Dang. I wear a 3XLT

2019-02-07 19:31:50 UTC  

I can squeeze into XXL not tall

2019-02-07 19:33:23 UTC  

I will take a look and DM you when I get home

2019-02-07 19:35:06 UTC  

No hurry. That bundle deal looks neat

2019-02-07 19:35:13 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate
What if my biceps are too big for an XXL?

2019-02-07 19:35:58 UTC  

So I’m in a fast food place right now, and a black guy looked at the menu where it said “10 pc chicken nuggets” and genuinely asked what else was in them if they’re only 10% chicken. I’m dying inside because it’s obviously a dumb question based on a dumb misunderstanding, but I’m now also wondering what percent of them is actually chicken based off of their price.

2019-02-07 19:36:21 UTC  

@Chris N. - CA the black is woke

2019-02-07 19:36:47 UTC  

>fast food

2019-02-07 19:36:49 UTC  

<:really:453005408064241674>

2019-02-07 19:36:56 UTC  

He simultaneously asked the most idiotic and most intelligent question one could ask in a fast food place imaginable.

2019-02-07 19:37:19 UTC  

@Albo Greychak - MI @Chris N. - CA Guess Chris just failed the guardian program

2019-02-07 19:37:23 UTC  

I’m only here for the cheap soft drinks. I don’t eat the food thankfully.

2019-02-07 19:37:28 UTC  

True

2019-02-07 19:37:39 UTC  

>soft drinks

2019-02-07 19:37:41 UTC  

<:really:453005408064241674>

2019-02-07 19:37:54 UTC  

>HFCS

2019-02-07 19:38:03 UTC  

😂

2019-02-07 19:38:10 UTC  

California has high taxes on packs of soda, so don’t even @ me. I needed some caffeine this morning.

2019-02-07 19:38:20 UTC  

when I was working fast food I had a Mexican ask me "why do cold drinks get warm but hot drinks get cold when you leave them out?"

2019-02-07 19:38:40 UTC  

probably the most retarded question I've ever heard from someone of that age irl

2019-02-07 19:38:54 UTC  

That’d be a very intelligent question 2000 years ago, though

2019-02-07 19:38:58 UTC  

@Albo Greychak - MI Sounds based! I want it to come back too

2019-02-07 19:39:10 UTC  

even 2000 years ago it'd be pretty dumb tbh

2019-02-07 19:39:17 UTC  

like it's not even science it's just logic

2019-02-07 19:40:40 UTC  

Yeah, but it could lead to some interesting scientific thinking on the topic tbh. I mean, at one point, Newton had to ask about the mechanics behind why apples fall.

2019-02-07 19:41:30 UTC  

probably the stupidest question I've ever seen online was there was this joke about how if you want to survive a fall from a building you just stand on a board and then jump off the board towards the end of the fall to make the fall shorter, and one guy in the comments section genuinely didn't get it and was like "wait, why wouldn't this work?"

2019-02-07 19:41:44 UTC  

Can fast food philosophy please be a thing now?

2019-02-07 19:41:59 UTC  

The observation that things become ambient temperature is obvious

2019-02-07 19:42:27 UTC  

Even the ancient levantine understood this

2019-02-07 19:43:10 UTC  

Yeah, but asking about the mechanics behind that would be interesting at least. I doubt that guy was asking about the actual mechanics of it, though.

2019-02-07 19:43:54 UTC  

And I doubt the guy I saw earlier was asking a poignant question about chicken content in cheap fast food.