Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

John confirmed south of Dixie line

God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.

You what?

Matt, lose weight in a healthy way

He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead

Just eat more fiber, fool

That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications

<:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509>

what

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Almost as dumb as that guy who bragged to me about ODing on vitamin gummies and "talking to his subconscious"

Well well well, John. I see that you see were just the pot calling the kettle nigger.

If the skin fits, bitch

No, you can actually seriously damage yourself with too many laxatives.

I took 2 doses, 18 hours apart

John you can damage yourself from too much liquor

Too many benydryls short of a whole bottle just knocks you out

Because I hadn't had a proper bowel movement in a week

jesus

Matt, try to eat fiber and water.

Matt take care of yourself <:boomer:480046032546168863>

What do you even eat?

John stop drinking to death 🍷 <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

I haven't had a sip in a week, and when I diu It was just the one

My sip consumption has dropped to almost 0

Okay but that doesn't really explain the constipation

He has consumption <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

@johnfrum no, it doesn't. It was rather worrying.

Maybe it happened BECAUSE I cold-turkey quit sipping.

Caffeine is a diruetic, iirc

<:radthonk:318079469376110597> So I should drink coffee forever, then. Got it.

Oh man, the migraines I got 3 days into No-sipquest

Imagine becoming anything bit slightly sleepy when cutting off caffine

I get a little ache when going cold turkey; I think it means I'm not doing so bad <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

I don't drink caffeine often enough to get any symptoms when I'm not drinking it

Well, I was drinking 2-4 <:boomer:480046032546168863> every day

That ultra concentrated sip tho, 140mg caffeine in a 150ml bottle

I was not a casual caffeine user

Yeah, thats a fucking lot

Is it?