I'd rather die than be killed <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

J is still meh about the name Naomi, give me some cool girl names, lads

Man, it is annoying how as I get older I have to actually choose between getting drunk and being productive.

Sometimes, people die when they are killed <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

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Is Kara too white trash?

Yes

Greta is a good name.

john <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

Or Magatha

Gramma names are cozy, you just gotta be prepared to provide emotional support while her peers are peeling her skin off in school

I've heard of Agatha, never Magatha

Margaret?

Full name for Maggie

Maggie <:moon2H:502706928170827777>

Brainlets would probably think I'm making a MAGA statement and snuff my child out

Grandaunt is magatha

Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

John confirmed south of Dixie line

God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.

You what?

Matt, lose weight in a healthy way

He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead

Just eat more fiber, fool

That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications

<:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509>

what

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Almost as dumb as that guy who bragged to me about ODing on vitamin gummies and "talking to his subconscious"

Well well well, John. I see that you see were just the pot calling the kettle nigger.

If the skin fits, bitch

No, you can actually seriously damage yourself with too many laxatives.

I took 2 doses, 18 hours apart

John you can damage yourself from too much liquor

Too many benydryls short of a whole bottle just knocks you out

Because I hadn't had a proper bowel movement in a week

jesus

Matt, try to eat fiber and water.

Matt take care of yourself <:boomer:480046032546168863>

What do you even eat?

John stop drinking to death 🍷 <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>