Message from @johnfrum
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becasue for real it was like twice the size of the rest of the ones i saw that day
Probably just a fashion statement
i dunno, other than that he was just a fat businessman
no real style to him
Probably just fashion. Or being really, really proud of being jewish, Like the equalvalent of those people who feel the need to open-carry an AR-15 around the supermarket
probably
oh
also i saw a guy driving a brand new porsche
he was driving it really slowly
and i looked in his window as he passed
and it was an old man
like one of those guys that are so old they vibrate
Elderly Vibrations....
for real
it straight up looked like if he accidentally pressed the gas too fast the acceleration would kill him
and he had a look on his face like he didnt know where he was
it was actually kinda frightening
his head lightly presses into the headrest, and dissolves into dust
i wouldn't have been surprised if that happened
I come across a TON of old fuckers in those goddamned powerchairs
I've had one obliterate the front of my vending machines because he accidentally went forward when he meant to go back, and was so freaked out that he went FULL THROTTLE FORWARD
i should have, it probably would have worked
fucking old people
theyre a menace
to society
society, that thing we live in
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I like old people who are old because they deserve it and not because they have been getting solid D's in self preservation and things are safe enough now it kind of works out
yeah
me too, john
like my great grandpa, who had his arm torn off in a combine accident and then lived to be 90
Why did he stick his arm in a combine harvester
i dont know
it wasnt running when he stuck it in there
Probably jammed something and it suddenly started up again.
Older engines sometimes do that.
but it was cut off just below the elbow, so he was still able to carry buckets around on the farm
Should've watched this
it happened before that came out