Message from @johnfrum

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2019-08-30 03:47:02 UTC  

he was driving it really slowly

2019-08-30 03:47:11 UTC  

and i looked in his window as he passed

2019-08-30 03:47:17 UTC  

and it was an old man

2019-08-30 03:47:30 UTC  

like one of those guys that are so old they vibrate

2019-08-30 03:47:52 UTC  

Elderly Vibrations....

2019-08-30 03:47:56 UTC  

for real

2019-08-30 03:48:39 UTC  

it straight up looked like if he accidentally pressed the gas too fast the acceleration would kill him

2019-08-30 03:49:02 UTC  

and he had a look on his face like he didnt know where he was

2019-08-30 03:49:15 UTC  

it was actually kinda frightening

2019-08-30 03:49:28 UTC  

his head lightly presses into the headrest, and dissolves into dust

2019-08-30 03:49:57 UTC  

i wouldn't have been surprised if that happened

2019-08-30 03:50:08 UTC  

I come across a TON of old fuckers in those goddamned powerchairs

2019-08-30 03:50:35 UTC  

Did you put on a wig and try to convince him you're one of his ex wives out for alimony?

2019-08-30 03:51:07 UTC  

I've had one obliterate the front of my vending machines because he accidentally went forward when he meant to go back, and was so freaked out that he went FULL THROTTLE FORWARD

2019-08-30 03:51:11 UTC  

i should have, it probably would have worked

2019-08-30 03:51:30 UTC  

fucking old people

2019-08-30 03:51:34 UTC  

theyre a menace

2019-08-30 03:51:44 UTC  

to society

2019-08-30 03:51:53 UTC  

society, that thing we live in

2019-08-30 03:52:12 UTC  

joker.gif

2019-08-30 03:52:45 UTC  

I like old people who are old because they deserve it and not because they have been getting solid D's in self preservation and things are safe enough now it kind of works out

2019-08-30 03:53:08 UTC  

yeah

2019-08-30 03:53:15 UTC  

me too, john

2019-08-30 03:54:00 UTC  

like my great grandpa, who had his arm torn off in a combine accident and then lived to be 90

2019-08-30 03:54:17 UTC  

Why did he stick his arm in a combine harvester

2019-08-30 03:54:48 UTC  

i dont know

2019-08-30 03:55:16 UTC  

it wasnt running when he stuck it in there

2019-08-30 03:55:35 UTC  

Probably jammed something and it suddenly started up again.

2019-08-30 03:55:48 UTC  

Older engines sometimes do that.

2019-08-30 03:56:12 UTC  

but it was cut off just below the elbow, so he was still able to carry buckets around on the farm

2019-08-30 03:56:22 UTC  

Should've watched this

2019-08-30 03:56:40 UTC  

it happened before that came out

2019-08-30 03:57:07 UTC  

Well that's his own stupid fault then

2019-08-30 03:57:37 UTC  

should been a time traveler instead of a farmer

2019-08-30 04:02:50 UTC  

I've got over 350 (or was it 250?) apps that I've slowly gathered since late 2017. Just going through every one of them, one at a time. There's some good stuff in here. Some total trash, too.

2019-08-30 04:03:08 UTC  

phone apps?

2019-08-30 04:03:20 UTC  

Mostly just games from F-Droid that I wanted to experience the crustiness of.

2019-08-30 04:03:23 UTC  

How?

2019-08-30 04:03:54 UTC  

How do you get that many apps and not want to kill yourself every Time you open your phone

2019-08-30 04:03:55 UTC  

For the most part, I went through F-Droid and gathered any app that looked interesting, but never actually tried most of them out.