Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 626627750064685066


2019-09-26 02:48:13 UTC  

Then why are you posting it in the chink shit general you BITCH

2019-09-26 02:48:44 UTC  

Cause its likely made there

2019-09-26 02:49:09 UTC  

nah jks. I'm sure all but one item is made in the USA.

2019-09-26 03:03:00 UTC  

a series of smaller boxes, the smallest containing a tiny sculpture of a middle finger

2019-09-26 03:06:42 UTC  

kinda right actually

2019-09-26 03:13:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/626617221208342538/20190926_143348.jpg

2019-09-26 03:19:30 UTC  

Oi, do you have a loisence for those longpeepers?

2019-09-26 03:29:56 UTC  

what are those jax things

2019-09-26 03:30:38 UTC  

You put them on your bow and it helps reduce its vibration and noise.

2019-09-26 03:30:54 UTC  

oh, nice

2019-09-26 03:37:22 UTC  

I'm surprised anyone remembers jacks

2019-09-26 03:42:34 UTC  

apple jacks is my favorite cereal

2019-09-26 03:45:05 UTC  

I know I was shitting on someone the other day for wanting a Smart Toothbrush, but today, GF bought a $70 smart toothbrush

2019-09-26 03:45:22 UTC  

So what's a good chinkbrush so I can make her feel like an idiot for spending so much money

2019-09-26 03:51:38 UTC  

I'm legitimately furious that she bought this, so if it's big enough to double as a bludgeon, that's a plus

2019-09-26 03:52:20 UTC  

$70 for a fucking toothbrush, jesus christ

2019-09-26 03:52:50 UTC  

She actually paid 90, I'm being generous by including the $20 mail in rebate

2019-09-26 03:53:02 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-09-26 03:53:13 UTC  

what does it even do

2019-09-26 03:53:25 UTC  

it better have some impressive features

2019-09-26 03:55:10 UTC  

DUUUH IT'S 170 IN STORES <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

2019-09-26 03:56:33 UTC  

Position Detection technology - so you never miss a zone

2019-09-26 03:56:36 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-09-26 03:56:41 UTC  

mouth gps!?

2019-09-26 03:57:18 UTC  

$60 (Sep 23, 2017)

2019-09-26 03:58:14 UTC  

does she have trouble brushing her teeth or something, why did she buy it?

2019-09-26 04:28:04 UTC  

Got pretty much bang on 1 day on a single charge for the new battery

2019-09-26 04:28:21 UTC  

AFAIK miui v 10.0.1.0 is a battery slut so I should update soonish

2019-09-26 04:31:21 UTC  

Not gonna touch v10.3.1.0, heard that bricks the China models of rn5 in some cases

2019-09-26 06:13:48 UTC  

I forgot that this was the box.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/626662691024404500/20190926_173215.jpg

2019-09-26 07:28:47 UTC  

@Matthew there's one in <#287939846662651906> right now

2019-09-26 10:12:19 UTC  

REMINDER YOU NERDS: China will be closed starting OCTOBER 1. FOR A WEEK for "National Day"

So your packets and shit wont move next week at all

2019-09-26 10:12:43 UTC  

make your orders TODAY if you want them out of china before that (and pray for luck)

2019-09-26 10:14:39 UTC  

😴

2019-09-26 10:15:54 UTC  

^~ this much moderation cares about you ~

2019-09-26 10:29:14 UTC  

why is national day in quotation marks

2019-09-26 10:29:29 UTC  

that's like if I said that banks will be closed for "fourth of july"

2019-09-26 10:31:02 UTC  

Okay, everyone knows chink USB cables are good but what about Ethernet cables? Are they fine?

2019-09-26 10:32:34 UTC  

Depends how long

2019-09-26 10:33:02 UTC  

<5m is hard to fuck up, assuming they don't leave any pairs out