now red and yellow are being printed, still not enough, and black and blue are not printed at all.

> paying for ink

Just buy a cheap instant ink compatible HP printer

Register the printer, boom, free ink

>not buying the same printer as your work

This requires to have at least 40 in sneak depending on the detection stats of your coworkers

(and being employed)

yeah that second one is the deal breaker

*Also* have a company with normal printers

Mine is a no go they only have big ass enterprise grade printers

Buying one would cost me an arm

But then I could also *steal* one

i do most of my printing at work (pretty lax with personal printing), i have a cheapo laser for anything i need in a hurry

Same for me, except for highly sensitive docs

i've only ever bought one new toner for it, and that was over a year a go

I have $10 and it's almost 4AM what do I buy that I will regret tomorrow morning

A dildo

Been there done that

Did not like

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32972862667.html
oh

Something to insert in your urethra

class up the joint
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32956071091.html

That would be good for ironic purposes yeah

they're so happy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32990822479.html

No?

I couldn't even open the damn dispute without contacting support

Some bullshit

"the package is on the shippng way now"
It wasn't before?! The fuck is this, Yanwen?

"99.9% of the packages arrive successfully"

I was at home when the parcel was "delivered". Courier vans show up with your parcel, this didn't.

"delivery successful"
>didn't arrive at all

nice

thanks NZ Post

maybe wrong address

i had a tracking number that seemed dandy until i noticed it was delivered like half a country away

nope, that's the correct address

so the seller gave me a number of another pollack

yeah I've had that happen before

gave me a tracking code to a buyer in Invercargill, when I live in Tauranga