Message from @Mereck

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2019-05-21 08:33:06 UTC  

HPs meme price black ink costs more than human blood even after storage costs etc

2019-05-21 08:33:12 UTC  

iirc around twice as much

2019-05-21 08:34:43 UTC  

also most cheaposhit printers have really bad resolution and color specs for printing anythign but excel charts

2019-05-21 08:44:11 UTC  

@Aqualiteking @sb057 no deal discussion in <#287939846662651906> frendos

2019-05-21 08:47:16 UTC  

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 It doesn't work

2019-05-21 08:55:51 UTC  

@Goonbridge @PoliteSuka I am smiling because I bought my All in one printer for $6. Can you say the same of your laser printers Imperials?

2019-05-21 09:11:12 UTC  

To be honest I actually have an inkjet printer that was given away. I plan to buy one of those refillable ink cartridges until someone dumps a laser printer on my lap and says "I don't want it anymore"

2019-05-21 09:11:47 UTC  

@Tervy but sometimes you just need words on paper

2019-05-21 09:12:10 UTC  

I couldn't give a shit if it's a little iffy, I need this to read out at a funeral and this'll do just fine

2019-05-21 09:21:15 UTC  

Actually I got the printer for its scanner. Its really good. You can scan mutliple documents, double sided and have it save them all as a single PDF on network attached drive

2019-05-21 09:21:51 UTC  

Also these cartidges are garbage.

2019-05-21 09:22:40 UTC  

First there was too much blue and black ink leaking out that it puddled on the printed pages, with no yellow and red being printed.

2019-05-21 09:23:23 UTC  

now red and yellow are being printed, still not enough, and black and blue are not printed at all.

2019-05-21 10:24:03 UTC  

> paying for ink

2019-05-21 10:27:50 UTC  

Just buy a cheap instant ink compatible HP printer

2019-05-21 10:28:12 UTC  

Register the printer, boom, free ink

2019-05-21 10:35:20 UTC  

>not buying the same printer as your work

2019-05-21 10:36:19 UTC  

This requires to have at least 40 in sneak depending on the detection stats of your coworkers

2019-05-21 10:36:42 UTC  

(and being employed)

2019-05-21 10:36:56 UTC  

yeah that second one is the deal breaker

2019-05-21 10:37:17 UTC  

*Also* have a company with normal printers

2019-05-21 10:37:30 UTC  

Mine is a no go they only have big ass enterprise grade printers

2019-05-21 10:37:42 UTC  

Buying one would cost me an arm

2019-05-21 10:39:01 UTC  

But then I could also *steal* one

2019-05-21 10:39:06 UTC  

i do most of my printing at work (pretty lax with personal printing), i have a cheapo laser for anything i need in a hurry

2019-05-21 10:39:40 UTC  

Same for me, except for highly sensitive docs

2019-05-21 10:39:59 UTC  

i've only ever bought one new toner for it, and that was over a year a go

2019-05-21 10:41:50 UTC  

I have $10 and it's almost 4AM what do I buy that I will regret tomorrow morning

2019-05-21 10:42:30 UTC  

A dildo

2019-05-21 10:43:04 UTC  

Been there done that

2019-05-21 10:43:21 UTC  

Did not like

2019-05-21 10:43:42 UTC  

Something to insert in your urethra

2019-05-21 10:44:45 UTC  
2019-05-21 10:45:13 UTC  

That would be good for ironic purposes yeah

2019-05-21 10:45:29 UTC  

they're so happy

2019-05-21 14:00:47 UTC  

No?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/580394563714154508/unknown.png

2019-05-21 14:00:58 UTC  

I couldn't even open the damn dispute without contacting support

2019-05-21 14:01:01 UTC  

Some bullshit

2019-05-21 14:01:38 UTC  

"the package is on the shippng way now"
It wasn't before?! The fuck is this, Yanwen?