@Ecarttev oh WOW lol

@Katherine Mae - TX nah dude it's fine we can always make jokes but making kids takes a lot more dedication

@Ecarttev AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay that's pretty funny

@Jacob I've got a joke for ya:
A mathemacian and an engineer are at a conference together. They're going to give a presentation together but they're running late, what an embarrassment!

But on the way

They pass a trashcan that's on fire and is scaring the locals.

So the engineer grabs a nearby hose, putting out the fire. Everyone acclaims them as heros and forgives them being late to their presentation.

The next day, they're supposed to give a follow up presentation, and they're running late again!

The mathematician tells the engineer, "let me help out with this" and he sets a trash can on fire.

The engineer asks him, "what the heck did you do that for? Now we're late for the conference *and* you started a fire!"

The mathematician smiles and responds, "I've reduced our problem to one we already know how to solve!" 😁

lmao

That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.

A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side

A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours

However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time

The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves

Sure it works in practice @ThisIsChris, but does it work in theory?

The physicist says " I'll only get to her after an infinite amount of time" so he dejectedly leaves

The Freiheit says, "I'll just walk double the distance between us and walk half way back."

The engineer looks acros the room, does some mental math and walks halfway.

The demon asks why is he going, he'll never make it

The engineer replies, "yeah, but in a bout five minutes I'll be close enough for it not to matter"

lmao

Engineers are the real chads

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The flat earther walks around her.

@Ecarttev that's a good one

speaking of engineers

there's a lot of obscure engineering degrees that make massive amounts of money

seems like a pretty smart choice

especially since some of them probably aren't *that* difficult, it's just that they make a lot of money because everyone focuses on the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

Petroleum engineer starts at like 96k I heard

@Jacob
> the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

to be completely honest

I chose my degree because "I'm 16 and this sounds fun"

@Ecarttev and no greenies going into petroleum engineering 😎

honestly we shouldn't be letting kids choose degrees lmao

In a lot of countries they have a fixed number of seats per degree

So, ya know, if you score highest on the philosophy exam then yeah ok the state will subsidize your philosophy education

but if you're like the 200th kid in the country on philosophy, sorry bucko but pickup a STEM degree