you know how we differentiate them?

they spell the last name differently

Is the pronunciation different?

if you read it phonetically yes

but it sounds kinda weird phonetically tbh

Well, at least it saves breath when rallying the fam

well, that's rarely an issue since I don't know them very well anyway

I haven't seen most of them in years

rallying the fam Jacob style

I wonder how many of my cousins would actually recognize me

This reminds me of a joke

@Rick Flair and I are excited to announce we’re having our first little one in August!

Congrats @Katherine Mae - TX!

This is better than my joke, congradulations

@Logan are those Cossacks? the mustaches look like it

@Ecarttev soon!

@Katherine Mae - TX congradulations
@Ecarttev okay you can tell the joke now

Haha thanks! We’re excited 😃 sorry to interrupt joke time just wanted to share with our other family! Carry on 👏🏼

@Katherine Mae - TX @Rick Flair did you two meet in IE?

No we met in college!

A woman has 7 sons all named James, its very convenient, bath time she just yells "James get in the Bath", "James time for Dinner!"

She has a friend over and they ask how she can call them individually, and she replies " I call them by their last name"

@Katherine Mae - TX wow, looking forward to hearing more. @Rick Flair congrats again 😁

@Jacob It's a pretty famous painting called "Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks", basically they're sending a diss letter to the Ottoman Sultan.

@Ecarttev oh WOW lol

@Katherine Mae - TX nah dude it's fine we can always make jokes but making kids takes a lot more dedication

@Ecarttev AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay that's pretty funny

@Jacob I've got a joke for ya:
A mathemacian and an engineer are at a conference together. They're going to give a presentation together but they're running late, what an embarrassment!

But on the way

They pass a trashcan that's on fire and is scaring the locals.

So the engineer grabs a nearby hose, putting out the fire. Everyone acclaims them as heros and forgives them being late to their presentation.

The next day, they're supposed to give a follow up presentation, and they're running late again!

The mathematician tells the engineer, "let me help out with this" and he sets a trash can on fire.

The engineer asks him, "what the heck did you do that for? Now we're late for the conference *and* you started a fire!"

The mathematician smiles and responds, "I've reduced our problem to one we already know how to solve!" 😁

lmao

That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.

A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side

A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours

However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time

The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves