Y’all are brilliant

@ThisIsChris this is the view the Chinese probably had right up until European powers demanded they pay up on their loans and give special concessions to European businesses and citizens.

Haha yeah. "Sorry can't hang out. I'm gonna be saving kittens from trees cause I'm a volunteer fire fighter. Don't wait up"

Saving trees from kittens

And then ride off into the sunset all badass

“Sorry babe, saving Evropa with Patrick and the bros”

There ya go. Problem solved

@DixieBoy76 - KY Just full on take the lead one day and ask her if she wants to hang out at X place and do Y thing after work. Women generally do not like to make decisions like that.

Pick something cute ect.

Hell merge it with one of your inside jokes if you can.

Woah the inside jokes thing is funny af and clever

I have inside jokes with most of the women at my work

@Sam Anderson Aheh, look, we're not trying to give advice that'd ACKshually produce results here...

I was just gonna say something like Sam did. Don’t just ask to hang out. Ask something specific

Gee whillickers I wonder if Twitter is trying to push an agenda here.

Yeah lets go the Neil Strauss TM Star of David route and tell dudes to wear ridiculous clothing and use cheesy pickup lines.

Bahahaha!

Worst PUA book ever, but ofc its a Jew from the 90s so I should have expected such

When she asked if you were doing anything after work you should have told her directly what you wanted to do. "Let's go to the movies." Something like that.

It's an obvious display of interest.

You should absolutely use your employers match and max out your tax deduction if possible. Leaving thousands of dollars a year on the table if not.

so this is going on rn apparently

Dear God...

those optics

This but unironically

Glad so many women are signing up to correct the white birthrate.

Leftists love their fictional stories

Dude, the demand for White patriarchy outstrips the supply by margins that shouldn't even be possible...

Has anyone heard if Trump signed the bill yet

Are they dressed like that one show?

Yeah like the Handmaidens tale

They are so cringe it's make my hair hurt

@Current Ronin yeah it's a show that portrays their fantasy world where they can pretend they're oppressed

Cue "Harry Potter isn't real" chant

Funny how Hollywood is great at staging fake oppression

This is what happens when a country runs out of real pronlems

@DixieBoy76 - KY but someone said it earlier: I bet she was asking if you could help her out with something at work and jumped the gun?

Certainly makes you think about history differently

Or another favor

@VinceChaos yep I suggested that

Claiming credit rn