Message from @Perihelion - CA

Discord ID: 546490856048164865


2019-02-16 23:58:41 UTC  

Many a catlady in PA used AOL to search for the term Alt Right this evening

2019-02-17 00:01:44 UTC  

@Sam Anderson Thank you Sam, happy to be here!

2019-02-17 00:17:36 UTC  

Ann coulter is throwing bombs

2019-02-17 00:31:36 UTC  

My mom has this little ball at her shop that she turns around whenever she finds out a customer is a trump supporter

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/546488856233377812/image0.jpg

2019-02-17 00:31:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/546488874927390721/image0.jpg

2019-02-17 00:32:04 UTC  

... she wrote the 2020 thing on herself

2019-02-17 00:32:18 UTC  

>native american trinkets
>your mom
<:teehee:381917632359563264>

2019-02-17 00:32:31 UTC  

we wuz solutreans

2019-02-17 00:33:29 UTC  

My moms profession is literally cultural appropriation

2019-02-17 00:35:11 UTC  

That's cool, it seems like a new age shop, a book on crystals and such. I bet the support for trump is rare in that community

2019-02-17 00:35:48 UTC  

She’s had the shop for like 30 something years and only had one complaint about her politics

2019-02-17 00:36:02 UTC  

That's great

2019-02-17 00:36:10 UTC  

it's ok, yoga was culturally appropriated from sweden by Indians and then culturally appropriated back by white girls

2019-02-17 00:36:43 UTC  

Wait, really? It's from Sweden?

2019-02-17 00:37:08 UTC  

swedish gymnastics -> YMCA -> Indian national fitness program -> Yoga -> California hipsters -> white girls

2019-02-17 00:37:34 UTC  

That's hilarious

2019-02-17 00:38:19 UTC  

originally yoga was just a theory of meditation/mental discipline

2019-02-17 00:39:09 UTC  

We wuz yoga

2019-02-17 00:39:18 UTC  

then it developed some poses like basically sitting, standing, etc. Still meditation focused. Then YMCA introduces static stretching from swedish gymnastics and India attempts to incorporate it into a fitness program with their national characteristics so they merge in the meditation/yoga part

2019-02-17 00:39:33 UTC  

then it migrates almost directly to California and white girls

2019-02-17 00:41:44 UTC  

All the classic poses can be seen in the original gymnastics texts though

2019-02-17 00:42:16 UTC  

That's really interesting I had no idea

2019-02-17 00:42:56 UTC  

Japan has this thing where students do stretches before class. I think every higher functioning society sees the benefits of such exercises.

2019-02-17 00:43:16 UTC  

Physical and mental

2019-02-17 00:43:16 UTC  

fit school kids would hurt the stock market

2019-02-17 00:43:20 UTC  

are you trying to ruin our economy?

2019-02-17 00:43:29 UTC  

N-no....

2019-02-17 00:43:39 UTC  

how are we going to raise the next generation of soda addicts?

2019-02-17 00:43:57 UTC  

pepsi-cola is the backbone of our great nation

2019-02-17 00:43:58 UTC  

Marketing! 😂

2019-02-17 00:45:27 UTC  

Sounds like preventative medicine, now how am I supposed to make that into insurance premiums and subsidies?

2019-02-17 00:45:57 UTC  

Offer it as a program thru hospitals, billable via insurance

2019-02-17 00:46:34 UTC  

Wine and dine doctors with the express purpose of influencing them to "prescribe" the exercise program

2019-02-17 00:47:12 UTC  

Lmao a committee designing things, that always goes well.

2019-02-17 00:53:12 UTC  

They want us sick and dumb

2019-02-17 00:53:35 UTC  

They want us dead and they think it’s funny

2019-02-17 00:54:45 UTC  

We wont let that happen.

2019-02-17 00:55:04 UTC  

does anyone know a good Summer job when you're in college and don't have any useful skills yet?

2019-02-17 00:56:12 UTC  

Not Summer job but UPS driver helper is a fun end-of-year seasonal job, lots of exercise and overtime

2019-02-17 00:56:28 UTC  

@Jacob to be honest I've heard Amazon isn't a bad gig and they hire part time