Message from @Yuma County

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2017-04-11 10:17:00 UTC  

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2017-04-11 11:13:50 UTC  

My Shit Status: Fucked up Fam

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2017-04-11 11:14:11 UTC  

Don't go for a ride when you can't sleep

2017-04-11 11:27:31 UTC  

Y

2017-04-11 11:28:28 UTC  

103 in a 45

2017-04-11 11:31:56 UTC  

At that point I'd think about just not stopping

2017-04-11 11:33:32 UTC  

You fucked up

2017-04-11 11:35:33 UTC  

If you find yourself in that situation, you're supposed to pull out a knife and stab yourself in the leg. When pulled over tell the officer that you were stabbed and panicked trying to find a hospital. If you're going the opposite direction of the hospital, say you're not familiar with the area.

2017-04-11 11:36:39 UTC  

That's so stupid it might actually work

2017-04-11 11:37:11 UTC  

The fine isn't even the concern, it's the possible jail time (which will completely ruin your life)

2017-04-11 11:38:49 UTC  

Or maybe claim to the world you had a panic attack because you realized you're transgendered and you need emotional support. Might save your job if you go to jail

2017-04-11 11:52:01 UTC  

I should probably mention I got off with a verbal warning because the cop used to ride.

2017-04-11 11:53:19 UTC  

I had the chance to not stop by pulling a U at an intersection with a divider, but he was already on my ass so I chanced the fucking.

2017-04-11 11:54:41 UTC  

I'm going to take a break from 3am rides because every time I go out the idea of running for it seems like a better and better idea lmao

2017-04-11 11:59:30 UTC  

I flat out don't believe you got a warning for 100mph

2017-04-11 11:59:41 UTC  

People go to jail for that

2017-04-11 12:01:46 UTC  

You should feel as if a miracle occurred in your favor if it's true

2017-04-11 12:02:33 UTC  

Well I'm not sitting in County like I should be so that should tell you something.

2017-04-11 12:05:28 UTC  

Also being white and not acting like a total cunt probably had a hand in things

2017-04-11 12:20:36 UTC  

I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a 4-way intersection once. The cop let me off with a warning.

2017-04-11 12:21:00 UTC  

My dad went like 130 once because he was late to somethijg

2017-04-11 12:21:01 UTC  

Yeah that's different than 50mph over the limit

2017-04-11 12:21:11 UTC  

Like a $1000 fine

2017-04-11 12:22:18 UTC  

Just stab yourself in the leg

2017-04-11 12:22:29 UTC  

Thats probably the best option at this point

2017-04-11 12:22:31 UTC  

I've driven 110 mph on rural county roads without getting caught. Also here in NJ nobody drives the speed limit.

2017-04-11 12:24:11 UTC  

I haven't really had any good experiences with cops

2017-04-11 12:24:19 UTC  

I have a state CPL so I get pulled over all the time

2017-04-11 12:24:30 UTC  

"Just to check if everything's okay :^)"

2017-04-11 12:24:44 UTC  

I don't have anything on my record

2017-04-11 12:25:26 UTC  

"You have a CPL but you're not carrying? That's mighty suspicious sir"
"Yeah I'm going to work, I can't carry there"
"Maybe I should detain you so you're late"

2017-04-11 12:27:01 UTC  

I'll side with the cops against BLM but I want nothing to do with them

2017-04-11 12:36:24 UTC  

Fred Phelps Jr. just followed me on Twitter

2017-04-11 12:36:30 UTC  

I guess he respects my superior content

2017-04-11 12:49:52 UTC  

I'm just really glad the cop didn't take the GoPro because then I would have been really fucked lol

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2017-04-11 13:15:13 UTC  

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2017-04-11 14:32:41 UTC  

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2017-04-11 14:35:34 UTC  

But it wasn't real socialism :^)

2017-04-11 14:40:12 UTC  

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