illegal to fart while white

farters are the most oppressed race on earth

not even burpers are as oppressed as farters

so sad!

Which one of you shot up that newspaper?

Not me

I have an alibi

I was sleeping

Milo is probably so worried rn lol

I was watching ZOG approved movies so I'm in the clear

Dead journalists? If only I cared

It would bring me great displeasure if more of this happened

I really REALLY hope no more journalists die

Some journo got bricked?

5

lead bricks

Muslims?

White guy

Shot gun

inb4 its domestic violence but they say its an attack on all journos

Hold on, I'm crying rq

Noooo

I've been crying all day

this is trumps fault

Drumpf cheeto man did this

Blumpf did this

Impeached by may

Oh wait

Uhh

Q predicted this

Impeached by August

good thing they didnt have any guns to shoot back

Thank God

Could you imagine if there were even more guns?

It would be 50 million journalists

Penis

Scoop: Congressional sources have informed me that enough votes are whipped to push forward IMPEACHMENT proceedings of the president

phen feels really good

hows it going tonight boys